Schoolyard Politics, Ratatoille in Quicktime HD and Star Wars Rocks Out

Arad Implies The New HULK Movie Is Not A Sequel But…A Redux!?!?
Arad nails it on the head when he says it wasn’t the comic. Ang Lee made it a broader movie? More like a Greek tragedy than a comic book movie?  What the hell was he thinking?!?!

Star Wars Makes an Appearance at the MTV Movie Awards
Very cool…

Holy Fromage!!! RATATOUILLE is in Glorious Quicktime HD!!!
This is the most beautiful trailer from Pixar since…since the next one.

The Weinstein Company’s Remake of THE SEVEN SAMURAI has a star and a screenwriter!
I agree…must we keep remaking everything? The only remake’s I agree with anymore are ones where you can benefit from new technology (mostly CGI) to make the author’s vision even more breathtaking.

Download of the Day: Ghostzilla – Lifehacker
Intriguing new browser that you can embed into other programs…not quite sure I’d use it, but it has potential.

AP Discount Tickets to “Joseph” – OCPAC.com – MiceChat
It’s a damn shame I’ve already got season tickets, because that’s awesome!

One-two-three… Rock beats scissors, your honor! – MiceChat
Didn’t anybody see Welcome to Mooseport? Politics is just like back on the school yard…it’s the only real way to settle anything.

One-On-One With Cyclops, Adventures With The Claw and Upcoming Films

How to win a prize at the claw machine – Lifehacker
Tips and tricks.

CNN.com – Boy stuck in supermarket game – Jan. 8, 2004
He crawled into the claw machine…how messed up is that? He really wanted that one toy…

AICN-DOWNUNDER: Geoffrey Wright’s MACBETH, A POSEIDON Sinking, A STAR WARS Letdown, And More!!
Star Wars Laser Disc Rips…BOOO!!!! Bad Lucas, bad!

Jack Black scores Kate Winslet… Jude Law scores Cameron Diaz… in THE HOLIDAY!
This movie looks like a lot of fun…Nancy Myers has that rare gift in making a straight romantic comedy a little fun. True, Something’s Gotta Give was very quirky and a little strange, but What Women Want was phenomenal and I’m basically willing to give her another chance.

Merrick Says “Yippee Kai Yay!” To The DIE HARD 4.0 Script!!
Fox dredges the UNDERWORLD for their director on DIE HARD 4.0!
Come on now…Indy 4, Die Hard 4….must we make these quartets instead of trilogies?

Gwen Stacy & Spider-Man dangling from a Manhattan Line! Bugle Pics… kinda…
Cool photos from the set.

Samples From John Ottman’s SUPERMAN RETURNS Score Now On-line!!
Worth a listen…something to look forward to.

Box Office Mojo > Features > Close-Up: X-Men’s James Marsden
An absolutely fascinating one-on-one with Cyclops.

More Disney Shorts, More Star Wars Releases and Film Comparisons/Delays

Jim Hill : Wouldn’t it be cool if …
…the Walt Disney Feature Animation division went back into the business of animated shorts? MORE RUNAWAY BRAIN! Hooray!

Yikes… more OT STAR WARS DVD details have been released and Quint goes on a little rant…
So the original un-messed with trilogy, eh? Han will shoot first again! But is it worth it? I already own 4 copies of the films (VHS recorded from TV, VHS remastered black case, VHS digital special edition gold case, DVD digital special edition silver case)…do I really need a 5th and then a 6th (HD, Blu-ray, whoever wins).

Capone grills Andy Garcia on THE LOST CITY, Cuba, OCEAN’S 13 and mucho mas!!!
Yay for Andy Garcia. He’s a good actor in many ways. I guess I will see Ocean’s 13…I just hope there’s a better story than 12.

UPDATED: Narnia’s PRINCE CASPIAN leaps to Summer 2008!
At least it’s still being made!

X3 Expands Berry’s Storm
Why does she always have to be about women’s lib? Or at least, that’s how I keep thining of it and i have to have SOMEBODY to blame for Catwoman’s lib stand.

Box Office Mojo > Features > Poseidon Then and Now
A cool chart comparing the two features.

Jim Hill : “My character is the only thing in this whole movie that stinks”
Over the Hedge’s Wanda Sykes talks about her plans for the future. I’m still scared…I hope it’s good.

Roger Colton : Ruminations: “Cars” tunes
Because it’s Pixar, I might preorder the CD…and it’s the first time I’ve seen a digital download with e-booklet included.

The Wi-Fi Revolution, XP on Mac and…Terminator 4?!?

The Wi-Fi Revolution

San Francisco AND Santa Monica are starting up their own free wireless access. This is fascinating, as I was pondering the idea just the other day. Maybe they all saw Firewall and thought, “Gee, wouldn’t that be great if it were real?” But to the news at hand: The Official Google Blog deals with San Francisco since the city dealt with Google and Earthlink and whines about the deficiency in current WiFi technology….maybe he should look forward to the new N-standard tech from Linksys and Netgear (courtesy of Maximum PC). San Francisco may be the most progressive city in the world, but they also have the highest smug emmissions (God Bless South Park!). The news details are over here. And then there’s the news of the entirely city-funded wi-fi hotspotting in Santa Monica…did somebody lose a bet? Why is a city doing something intelligent and good for the future?

Windows XP on Macintosh
There are several good articles out there discussing Jobs’ decision to open up Macs to Windows. In this piece from the BBC, we get the news related details of Mac’s decision. Over at PC Magazine, Lance Ulanoff compares Microsoft to the Borg and Apple to the next conquered species…is he right? Then from cabel.name come a Half-Life 2 screen test which runs suprisingly well. And what technology discussion would be complete without a comment or two from Penny Arcade’s Tycho.

globeandmail.com : ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
This is the problem with coddling our children…God I hope to learn how not to coddle before I have kids…I’m very concerned with safety if I’m responsible.

The Dilbert Blog: Dancing
Scott Adams learns to dance for his wedding…and hilarity ensues. I actually feel bad about mocking him, because as a semi-dance teacher, I know it’s difficult when you can’t “feel” the music.

JimHillMedia.com-”Now it’s time to say goodbye … (4/07/2006)
NOOOOOOOO!!!! THE DAPPER DANS ARE GONE!!!!! Somebody needs to shoot the people in charge of entertainment at Disney…wtf is this?!?!?!

Update 14: Congresswoman in Capitol Fight Apologizes – Forbes.com
Too late…this isn’t going to do enough…she should be indicted for lashing out with claims of racial profiling. “It’s better to be an old bigot than a handsome corpse” as one NYPD policeman (fictional) said.

Bush rules out apology for domestic spying program
People don’t see the fullness of this issue…if you don’t talk about bombs or terrorism they’re not going to listen to you…this prevented the destruction of the bleeding Brooklyn Bridge!!!! Why are people still against this? Narrow-mindedness will defeat this country.

Judas seen as Jesus’ collaborator, not his betrayer / Early Christian manuscript portrays him as favored disciple who was told he’d be ‘cursed by the other generations’
Another interesting take on the gospels…funny how we have to believe EVERYTHING that was ever written that is old.

TimesDispatch.com | Dulaine in ‘a dream state’ as Banderas portrays him
I wasn’t planning on seeing the movie, but now I’m very interested.

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | N Korea talks revival ‘up to US’
So Kim-Jong wants to talk, eh? Is this based on how the U.S. is reacting to Iran?

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Stones tracks censored in China
So Jagger gets censored, eh? Everybody is bending over backward to let China censor them…is this good for the future?

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Court rejects Da Vinci copy claim
Congrats Dan Brown…one small step for Gnostics, one giant leap for intellectual property rights.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate delays US immigration deal
So it’s dead? But don’t they have all day today?

The Writers Of CATWOMAN Bring Us…TERMINATOR 4!!
So the T3 writers also wrote Catwoman…<shudder> that movie is an abomination of a fantastic license…they wasted the name Catwoman on Halle Berry and bull about women’s lib…so stupid.

Canada Culls Seals, Han Is Better Than Luke and Another Link Is Found For Evolution

Inventory: Seven Songs With Factual Or Logical Mistakes In The Lyrics | The A.V. Club
Factually inaccurate, eh? Of course these aren’t the only ones, but he does a good analysis.

The Dilbert Blog: Smoking in Cars
Fascinating comments on another aspect of rude behavoir.

Snarkmarket: Frankly This Is Just Chick Lit for Huge, Huge Nerds
This looks very interesting…but I love the Barnum graphic novel where he’s working for the Secret Service and they’re fighting Nikola Tesla who’s trying to conquer the world…so funny.

Rooster Teeth Productions: Breaking the Law
This just makes me laugh…but the administration does have a point I think…the shirt is kind of provocative and not just an inside joke like some of the other shirts…dangerous, but funny.

Column from PC Magazine: A Telematics Revolution
This is absolutely fascinating…I experienced something like this with my laptop on a recent trip (my laptop with Microsoft Streets and Trips connected to a GPS and my iPod relayed sound through a digital tape converter and gave us directions on our trip while we listened to music), but this completely combines everything…damn that’s beautiful!

Em to Kim: Lose yourself – 04/06/06 – The Detroit News
An interesting history of their relationship…but I’m not sure how I feel about this breakdown…for one I’m against divorce because it destroys the sanctity of marriage for petty reasons like this…but on the other hand I’m just kind of ambivalent about Eminem because he’s always so hostile and apparently very jealous and possessive (more so than the average man)…I just don’t know.

Primitive ‘fish with fingers’ evolutionary missing link
More missing links…evolution is being proven right in front of our eyes and what do we do? Attack science with Christian Patriot Missles?!??! Damn you Ken Hamm!

Microsoft acquires Peter Molyneux’s Lionhead game studio
Cool…this is what Microsoft does best…acquires other companies to grow it’s brand.

U.S. Will Not Join U.N. Rights Council
It’s not like the U.N. ever does anything good…but this story is interestingly faceted…the new council sounds pretty screwed up if China (a human rights abuser) can get in.

Firm offers $16m to end seal cull
Poor Canada…they’re the victim of an international propaganda campaign…the seal cull is their way of life…how dare we try to buy them off. This just makes me embarrassed for the extremely liberal America we live in…God Bless Canada!

Turner paintings sets sale record
The life of a piece of art. Will Turner’s art is a fascinating study because he was the first to really experiment with impressionism and led the great impressionists (Monet and Van Gogh) to greatness. Plus his paintings are REALLY cool to look at….all sorts of hidden meanings and such…

Pasqua probed in Iraq oil scandal
It’s about time we dealt with this issue…the damn French helping Sadaam…stick it to them!

New pictures of ‘living fossil’
A not so rare rat…interesting.

US parties agree immigration deal
I am TIRED of this issue! As liberal as my heart is, I can’t agree with just legalizing 11 million illegals! Somebody needs to go up on Capital Hill and take whatever Jeff Sessions (Alabama) is drinking and inject it in all these idiot senators who think this is a good idea.

Your personal ‘Top Ten Reasons Han is Better than Luke’
This is a really cool article exploring Han’s role in the Star Wars Universe. More power to him!

NY police guilty of mafia murders
Wow…it’s like Max Payne or something straight out of a film noir story…tragic but I can’t help thinking cool…that they caught them and all.

V For Vendetta

This movie was absolutely fantastic. I didn’t read the original graphic novel (available in your local comic shop or booksellers and WELL WORTH THE INVESTMENT) until I saw the trailer, but the story is relatively easy to comprehend…it’s all about one man’s quest for power and another man’s quest to defeat him. Despite the seemingly obvious political connections behind movies like this and like Good Night and Good Luck, I’m absolutely fascinated by them. The connection is fairly obvious, but they both show it to different degrees and in different environments. It’s about people creating and maintaining a state of crisis so as to maintain power. Hell, it’s what’s so fascinating about the politics of the Star Wars saga. It’s just all so beautiful.

It’s also what happens when something is taken to it’s logical (no matter how radical) extreme and clearly demonstrates the danger of extremism in any and all forms. Unfortunately for conservatives we are the easiest targets because ultra-conservatism has been demonstrated throughout history multiple times. I’ve been thinking that you could very easily make a film like this about an ultra-liberal, but maybe I’m thinking about an even more generic version…where instead of targeting gays and Muslims, you target white Christians.

Hugo Weaving is absolutely fantastic as Codename V as is Natalie Portman in her portrayal of Evey. My favorite effect was in the final fight scene where V’s knife cuts were enhanced by CGI and created this awesome trailing effect…almost as if the scene was a hand drawn comic…<wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know-what-I-mean, know-what-I-mean>.

Viruses Invade Radio Frequency Hardware and George Lucas Reveals The Plans For His New Empire

Star Wars Saga Question

When watching the saga in order, does the movie seem more drawn out during the original trilogy when they are giving exposition on things we already have seen or understand in greater detail? Does this detract from the viewing experience?

For example the whole first one and a half part of the original trilogy tries to hide the fact that Anakin is Vader. This doesn’t translate well when watching the entire saga in order because by the time you get to the original, Anakin has been turned into Vader and it’s not a surprise to us anymore…actually a lot of the movie, where Luke is learning things we already know because of the prequels, becomes boring from our perspective…you get bored sitting there listening to Obi-Wan explain Anakin/Vader’s history to Luke because we already know all of it…I guess that was a gamble Lucas just had to make to tell the tragic arc of Anakin Skywalker…

Star Wars Saga Problems

Ok, we’re not going to go into what went wrong (or right) with acting jobs (although the majority of what I’ve heard is that Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor were incredible and that Hayden was either good or bad (people are polarized about him)…frankly, I enjoyed him (but I enjoyed the whole prequel trilogy, so there)), but rather what went wrong with the prequel and classic melding. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of it went right, but I’ve found…well I don’t know what to call them…

Lucas may have had the broad story arc of Anakin Skywalker down by the time he finished The Empire Strikes Back, but there are still some curious questions. Or at least two of them. Actually I think I succeeded in answering both of them. Oh well…it’s still a good read.

1) When Yoda comments that Luke is too much like his father, “much anger I sense in him,” and Obi-Wan replies, “Was I any different when you trained me? Obviously, Qui-Gon was Obi-Wan’s master, and the moment in time Obi-wan references cannot be Yoda training the younglings (although there is the same training device in A New Hope) or Yoda training Obi-wan at the end of Episode 3. So it has to reference unseen training between Episodes 1 and 2. This is hinted at by the conclusion of Phantom Menace where Yoda does not approve of Obi-Wan’s taking on of Anakin as his Padawan learner (Obi-wan acts all defiant and says he’ll go against the Jedi council if he must). Yoda must have aided in Obi-Wan’s transition from Padawan learner to Anakin’s master. That’s the only real thing that makes sense about what in the classic trilogy was a throw away line meant merely to demonstrate that flawed people (people with too much anger) can become Jedi. I think this argument can be enhanced by the next Yoda/Obi-wan interaction in the same scene where Yoda calls Luke restless and Obi-wan says “so was i, if you remember”…of course you can flip the whole thing on it’s ear and say that it looks more like Yoda was Obi-Wan’s master…the key concept to gather from this whole thing is that the training Yoda gives Obi-wan occurs sometime before Phantom Menace or between Menace and Attack of the Clones…and maybe it’s got something to do with the chain-o-training that occurred: Yoda – Count Dooku – Qui-Gon Jinn – Obi-Wan…we’re not really given much insight into how the passing of master to Padawan really works…hopefully Lucas will explain it in the TV show.

*UPDATE* This question has been obliterated. There is an EU (expanded universe) answer. The Jedi Apprentice Series.

Synopsis of the first book, “The Force Rising”:

Just before his 13th birthday, Obi-Wan Kenobi left Yoda and the other teachers at the Jedi Temple. But he wasn’t supposed to become a Padawan, a future Jedi Knight, he was assigned to be a farmer! Jedi Apprentice: The Rising Force joins the headstrong Obi-Wan a few weeks before he’s to turn 13, when he’ll be too old to begin training as a Jedi Knight. Trying too hard to become Qui-Gon Jinn’s Padawan, Obi-Wan shows his lack of discipline, and that–in addition to Qui-Gon’s mysterious past–keeps them apart. But the Force keeps pulling the two together: Obi-Wan resigns himself to the Jedi Agricultural Corps on barren Bandomeer, only to find that Qui-Gon is on a mission to the same planet. Traveling there on a mining ship, the two must work together to forge a truce between the warring Hutt, Whiphid, and Arconan miners on board. The inexperienced Obi-Wan stirs up trouble but gets plenty of chances to redeem himself later–after the pirates attack and after the ship crash-lands on a hostile planet with the crew still at each other’s throats.

The series actually details a series of adventures that Obi-Wan and Qui Gon have that creates the Master-Padawan relationship we see in The Phantom Menace.


2) How are the Sith (Palpatine and Vader) able to sense Luke’s presence in ESB and yet they can’t figure out that Padme is pregnant with twin’s? Let alone pregnant at all (just in Anakin’s case, because Palpatine knew about the pregnancy because the doctor on Naboo that treated Padme ratted out her little secret to the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic…I guess the job comes with some perks)! How can they sense one thing and not the other? You can’t just say plot device because that’s a cop-out…I want a genuine reason…well maybe there isn’t one. But the way the scene is set up…

The Emperor commands Lord Vader to contact him

The Emperor comments on a “great disturbance” in the Force (obviously a reference to Luke’s training as a Jedi) that both he and Vader have sensed.

The source of this great disturbance is the Sith’s new enemy…the young rebel who destroyed the Death Star

The Emperor has “no doubt” that this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker

Spoiler Alert! (place and hold your mouse over the bar to see)

Vader doesn't understand that because he thought his child died with Padme (the funeral on Naboo has her stuffed to simulate a dead child to hide the offspring that could destroy the Empire)

So they sense a great disturbance because they are force users…and any use of the force is like…the gold coin in Pirates of the Caribbean…it sends out this giganto pulse wave…but instead of informing people of it’s location and acting as a homing beacon (“the gold calls to us”) it rather alerts them to the fact that something is happening. This can be justified with the Vader/Luke duel in Return of the Jedi…Luke reveals the existence of his sister because he is hiding in the Force and Vader’s comments cause Luke to think of Leia and Vader can sense that Leia is Luke’s sister and his daughter, but he can’t find Luke physically. Or by all the Jedi in the prequel trilogy being unable to find the dark lord of the Sith but sensing his machinations. So in Episode 3, the children are obviously not using the Force, so they can’t be sensed. Now on to the matter of how the Emperor knows that the “young rebel” is the offspring of Skywalker…it’s actually relatively simple because it’s the only possible place a force user of such power could have come from. The Jedi were all confirmed as wiped out (minus Obi-wan and Yoda and I guess they don’t count because they weren’t physically able to reproduce (doesn’t senility suck) or something)…except for the children of Anakin and Padme…it all ties into that Star Wars adage…if you don’t see a body, it isn’t dead…(and unfortunately for a lot of Episode 1 haters (not me!), we never see Jar Jar’s body). So those are the problems that I’ve found in the Saga of Anakin Skywalker…comments?

*UPDATE* Ok, this is just a general apology for this article…it has no real point and the questions answer themselves…the first one’s answer lies in the Jedi Apprentice Series and I completely forgot about it since I only borrowed it and read it in 2001 and subsequently forgot about it…and I answer the other one right away with obvious points Lucas makes throughout the saga of how the force works and how force users interact with the force. I only really wrote this out after watching the Original Trilogy after seeing Revenge of the Sith because this is what stuck out…not half a dozen other obvious issues that 7-year olds could spot* but I just ignore…so yeah…thanks for reading nothing important and also for reading this little note.

*Also check out some of Ghent’s exegesis’…they’re pretty good.

Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith

This movie was absolutely incredible. I loved every minute of it. Everybody already knew what was coming (I have to assume that anyone who watches this movie is at least aware of the original trilogy and that Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader (oops, I spoiled the ending)) but it’s the physical journey that really matters…and I’ve known the details of the plot for several weeks now (courtesy of the comic book and novel adaptations)…I have to say, I wonder now if not knowing anything would have been more exciting than knowing everything because I knew exactly what was happening and loved it. No plot twist was out of place for me. I am in the rare minority of those who actually enjoyed all of Episode’s I and II (including Jar Jar Binks) and I feel that the saga (all 6 episodes) work even better together than ever before. I applaud Lucas’ effort in telling the complete story of Anakin Skywalker, from his youth to his fall to his redemption. It works beautifully.The fight choreography is incredible, especially the ultimate lightsaber battle in the history of the world at the end of the movie. It’s absolutely stunning fight work and I salute Nick Gilliard and the countless man-hours and stuntmen that helped bring the fights to life.

The music was (of course) phenomenally epic (who could ask anything more of John Williams?) and covered the emotional depth (or is it death?) of Anakin and Padme’s love as well as Anakin’s psychological collapse to the dark side.

What was also incredible about the way Lucas presented Anakin’s fall was that old adage about the road to hell being paved with good intentions…although some of his “good intentions” seem evil in their own right…except just because something goes against the ways of the Jedi shouldn’t make it evil…even Yoda dabbled in the dark arts to make him stronger…and only the Sith deal in absolutes. But that’s a physiological argument for another time.

I just can’t seem to praise this movie enough…especially since watching the movies in sequence only heightens the incredible work that Lucas pulled off (the nearly-seamless integration of 30 years of movie-making magic).

This movie is a must see for any Star Wars fan…for normal people, I recommend it only if you like action and psychology…