Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Quite an enjoyable film. I have to admit I was originally a little irked when I saw that the film highlighted fantastical elements (รก la director Guillermo del Toro’s epic masterpiece Pan’s Labyrinth), but Hellboy creator Mike Mingola as del Toro’s wingman, I can’t remain irked…nor can I complain about the results! Ron Perlman returns as the wise-cracking title demon, Selma Blair is firestarter Liz Sherman (Hellboy’s true love) and David Hyde Pierce gets evicted from the ADR booth as Doug Jones (the original body of Abe Sapirn) fully inhabits “Blue” (and does a wonderful job!). Agent Meyers gets traded in for an ectoplasmic, German, Stewie Griffen (Seth McFarlane put his incredibly talented voice into a suit that makes me think of “DANGER Will Robinson!”) and Jeffrey Tambor returns as Hellboy’s boss who is a very empty (and slightly gay) government suit.

Toss in an exciting plot about the children of the Earth (fairies, etc with a grim re-envisioning by del Toro and Mingola) trying to conquer the human race with the titular Golden Army (and a subplot about love and relationships) and you’ve got a thrilling and amusing comic book romp!

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Saving Private Ryan
Sat down and watched it in it’s entirety for the first time in like 5 years and there are several people in the film that I now recognize which is very exciting!
Paul Giamatti – “I got ankles like an old f*cking lady”
Ted Danson – Captain Hamill (kills all the Germans when Paul Giamatti knocks the timber through their wall)
Nathan Fillion – The Fake Private Ryan (“My brothers are dead?!?! But they’re only in grammar school!”).
Colby from Numb3rs – 3rd from the 506

Family Guy Star Wars Rush Limbaugh Reference

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Quagmire/C3PO: Hey, mind if I turn on the radio?
Announcer: WTAT – Tattoine’s All Talk Radio.
Rush: My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop! Now they’re trying to convince us that Hoth is melting! Well that’s crazy…just trying to scare us! And if that weren’t enough to get you mad…we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin Mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got THAT job. Well let me tell you how he got that job…affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50.