Being Really Geeky

Credit for this goes to Vaughn.

For the ultimate product of nerd and fan-boy, all’s you gotta do is:
(Note – Windows machines only)

1. Start Menu
2. Run Command
3. Copy telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl in the box, and hit Enter.

An MS-DOS window will pop open and from there, all you have to do is watch.

I feel happy that there really are people who are nerdier than I could ever be.

Alternatively, you hold down the windows key and press R. That will give you the run box. Paste the bold text into the run box and hit enter and away you go.

I can’t even begin to imagine how much time and effort this took. Absolutely gorgeous.

Something To Feel Guilty About and (Re)Learning Spanish

Anybody feel bad about stepping on a bug? I’m obviously not talking to anybody who took a magnifying glass to an ant, but I recently was walking back into my house and it’s dark and all of a sudden CRUNCH! I look back and there’s a dead snail in my foot print. I always feel kind of bad when I squash snails because it’s not like they can get out of the way. And I keep seeing its remains when I leave/enter my house and keep thinking about it. What did he experience in his last moments (if he had any)? Did the shards of his shell just penetrate into his body and skewer the life out of him?

Permancer sentado por favor.
So THAT’S how it’s spelled out. I’ve always been saying “Per sentado por favor” and was just too lazy to look it up. Yay!

If you can’t pronounce that and figure out what it is, first off shame on you. It’s the Matterhorn’s Spanish at Disneyland. Remain seated please. Permancer sentado por favor.
So yeah, I just found it at the end of Al Lutz’s latest article on MiceAge.com. Yay!

UCI Police Log

The UCI newspaper (New University) features a review of the
weekly police log. Two great bits to share.

On January 28th, 2007 at 16:58, a caller reported a missing pizza.

On February 2nd, 2007 at 3:24 a caller reported a homeless man sleeping on the
basketball court in Mesa Court.

Also, a correction from last week’s issue:

The Police Log said that “caller reports the theft of
coffee mugs from Starbucks.” It should be noted these men were able
to produce receipts for the coffee mugs and were not charged.

I love my school.

The Super Bowl Commercials I Liked

Whee!

Rock, Paper, Bud Light

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All I can say about this one is….niiiice.

Click a mouse

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James Woods, Jim Belushi, Alec Baldwin AND Bobcat Goldthwait. Talk about a multi-million dollar commercial. Or maybe they just went to the old actor’s home and got them out for a day. Ah, I kid.

Wedding Auction

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An auctioneer conducts a wedding. Nice.

Doritos Distraction

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Live the Flavor. Hilarious.

Give a Little Love

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I’ve loved this commercial since I saw it in theatres a couple of weeks ago. I really want to play this game. The song is from the musical Bugsy Malone and you can find it on YouTube.

Evil Mapasaurus

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It’s beautiful…it’s a total rip on the Power Rangers battles. I LOVE IT!

Bud Light Slap

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The fist pump is out man. HAHAHA!!

Old Coke Revisited

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An old man inspired to live like he was dying. Yee-haw!

Tundra’s Desert Dog

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Wow….this is an incredible demonstration of a truck’s ability.

Bank Robbery

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A very clever enticement to switch banks.

Say Cheese!

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The raw footage they used looks a lot like the San Diego Zoo’s Gorilla Tropics…I should know!

Coke Fantasy

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Fantastic CGI and it just looks like lots of fun going on in a Coke machine.

Nutty Goulet

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Yay for Goulet! Bobby Goulet!

Taco Bell Safari

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Ha. Ha. Ha. It’s fun to say Spanish words.

Shula vs. Jay Z

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OOO! The future! I love it!

One Finger

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What can YOU do with one finger?

The Quest for Snapple

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I don’t know the answer, so I’m going to climb some mountain in Tibet and ask the old guy. Ha!