Sucker Punch – Incline Village Cinema, NV

This film is absolutely phenomenal! We first became aware of this film as a series of posters in the theatre lobby when Laura and I went to see Green Hornet, and it looked like fun (sexy girls with advanced weaponry in fantasy/sci-fi environments). Then we watched the trailer and I was completely blown away and couldn’t wait to see it. Actually I desperately wanted to know more about it, but luckily my wife was able to curb my need for spoilers. And of course seeing that it was a Zack Snyder production automatically made it a definitely-worth-seeing flick (based on my appreciation for his handling of 300 and Watchmen – I can’t WAIT to see what he and Christopher Nolan cook up for Superman). Apparently this is based on an original story by Zack Snyder, which makes this all the more interesting – we’ve seen how he handles other comic book material, now let’s see how he handles his own material.

I absolutely LOVE the character names.

It was also interesting trying to figure out the time period of the movie – if I had to guess I would say mid to late 50s. The costume design was absolutely gorgeous.

The cast is phenomenal. Carla Gugino (Dr. Vera Gorski) is a nice little holdover from Watchmen. I couldn’t remember where I’d seen Rocket (Jena Malone) before, but then IMDB just flooded details back to me and I was like – oh yeah! Vanessa Hudgens (Blondie)?!?! When did she grow up to adult movie roles? Just kidding. Yay for Scott Glenn as the Wise Man! Oscar Isaac is absolutely phenomenal as the chief antagonist, Blue Jones. And he sings too! Jon Hamm “guest stars” as the mysterious High Roller.

The music was awesome. I only recognized one of the songs (well technically two because Queen’s “We Will Rock You” is snippited) from the first fantasy sequence and only because Blue Man Group performs it (“White Rabbit”).

I need to go and see the movie one more time. Not just for the amazing action sequences, but for the opening and closing monologues – they are very heavily layered with the purpose of the film, why it was created, what it represents, etc.

Here is a lovely article/interview with Zack Snyder talking about the film which just makes me laugh out loud.

I have an idea about a part of what the fantasy sequences represent. It is strictly opinion. It revolves around the aircraft used in the three major fantasy sequences representing the global conflicts that America has been involved with: we started with World War I (or The Great War) flying ace biplanes; then we moved on to World War II bombers; then we ended with choppers (symbolizing a mish-mosh of jungle and desert missions a la Korea, Vietnam, and the Gulf Wars).

Be sure to stay all the way through the credits to enjoy the full out musical number which I hope is in it’s unedited form on the home release (it’s so PURDY!!!!).

The Green Hornet – Regal Garden Grove 16, Garden Grove, CA

It was almost perfect. The number of times Seth Rogen’s character was a stubborn jackass was ALMOST proportional to the number of times he got his butt whooped…but who’s counting.

This was definitely a very fun and enjoyable movie.  It was nice to see Cameron Diaz again…feels like she’s been absent from my movie screen unless I watch The Mask again.  ;-)

The definitely amazing thing to come out of this movie is Jay Chou – he kicks butt, he’s funny and he sings! Be sure to stick around through the end credits to hear him rapping it up!

I was almost unsure how I was supposed to fell about this movie thanks to the webcomic The Gutters, but I’m glad I went.  Seth Rogen does look like he put in some physical training labor (not to mention the scripting and producing credits) and got into a slightly less dough-y shape in order to play this part which pleases me even though I’m not that familiar with the source material.

All in all a very satisfying flick.

Movie Reviews (Backlog)

Morning Glory – Niagara Square Cinemas, Niagara Falls, ON, Canada

Very cute. Bernie Pollack provided Harrison’s clothes (and presumably socks) – costume designer from Indy 4!!!  Rachel McAdams is adorable as always.

Harry Potter 7.1 – Niagara Square Cinemas, Niagara Falls, ON, Canada

AMAZING!  Loved the sneaking into the ministry scene and the dance in the tent.

Unstoppable – Walden Galleria Cinemas, Cheektowaga, NY

Very intriguing film. Yay Captain Kirk (was that a vague reference to Kirk hanging off of stuff?)!  Yay Ethan Suplee!

Tangled – AMC Rolling Hills 20, Torrance, CA

& ArcLight Beach Cities Cinemas, El Segundo, CA

So cute and beautiful and perfect!  John Lasseter obliterates the 3D/2D line by declaring Tangled to be Walt Disney’s 50th full length feature animation.  Zack Levi and Mandy Moore are perfect as the prince and princess.  Intriguing to hear Jeffrey Tambor in “I’ve Got A Dream” – the timbre of his voice sounds higher than I remember from Hellboy which makes me doubt it’s him, but it’s so beautiful.  Favorite Disney song ever!  Or at least until the next one.

Hook Hand Thug: Go. Live your dream.
Flynn: I will.
Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks, I was talking to her.

Flynn: Frankly I’m too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn: Nuance.

The Chronicles Of Narnia: Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

ArcLight Beach Cities Cinemas, El Segundo, CA

Some intriguing compression of the islands for adaptation.  Green mist a little overplayed as the primary villain, but the book kind of doesn’t really have a goal beyond that originally anyways – humans and Reepicheep (voice now provided by Shaun of the Dead…intriguing office politics?) to Aslan’s country where the sea meets the sky, right?  Eustace was absolutely brilliant though – I look forward to watching him in the Silver Chair (I also love the reference at the end, that Jill from next door has come over to play).  Was Andrew Adamson involved at all?  Could have sworn I saw a credit reference to him…oh well.  Weird to add the swords as the key to beat back the green mist, but it kind of makes sense from a studio standpoint.  Total Ghostbusters moment at the final battle (don’t think of anything…uh oh).  We’re not really in a territory where they need to finish the films before anyone else dies or grows up too much, so I guess I’ll just look forward to the next one.

Peter Pan The Show by Three-Sixty – Costa Mesa, CA

Scottish Smee!  Silly ass!  Tinkerbell thinks that Peter Pan is her man.  Was the orgasmic death scene really necessary?!?!

Tron: Legacy – AMC Downtown Disney 12, Anaheim, CA

Love, love, LOVE what they did with the story here.  Where is ENCOM HQ located (city/state/province)?  It’s very pretty.  When the movie started, the only title I ever saw was just Tron, not Tron: Legacy.  Yay Cillian Murphy as the son of Ed Dillinger…kind of wish he could have played a bigger role, but the story went another, just as fun and exciting direction.  Kevin Flynn as a hippy was a little weird and Dude-esque, but ok.  I LOVE how they keep tweaking the Disney castle based on the film it is introducing, but this one was BY FAR my favorite yet.  The music was brilliant – I hate to be such a hypocrite and have such enthusiasm about Daft Punk now that they’re mainstream but…oh well!  ;-)  While I would love to see a sequel, it would be interesting what story they chose to tell after this one.  Olivia Wilde and Garrett Hedlund were brilliant.  I LOVE how well they integrated the universes of the original and this film. LOVE some of the costumes, especially the user cloaks with their light-up trim that reminded me of the cloaks worn by Jedi generals during the Clone Wars.

Nanny McPhee Returns – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

You don’t need to see the first one in order for this film to make any kind of sense! Laura had seen the first one so she got the solitary reference, but it’s not truly necessary for any major portion of this film.

Emma Thompson is incredibly talented (produces, writes and stars in both films). The film also has a really amazing ensemble cast including Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ewan McGregor, Maggie Smith, Rhys Ifans, Bill Bailey and Ralph Fiennes! And the kids aren’t bad either! Well I mean, they are “bad” but they’re not bad actors. You know what I mean.

Recently noticed an article/cover story from some magazine talking about Maggie and Emma being best friends so I think it’s really cute/quaint that they’re in this movie together.

Despicable Me – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

Look at that fluffy unicorn! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die! It’s so fluffy!!!

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Absolutely delightful film. Great heart, great story, really enjoyable experience.

The 3-D was a little much for me…about half the time I couldn’t stop thinking about recent articles about 3-D TV’s and how 3-D is a cheap approximation of what our eye’s already do.

The other half of the time I kind of felt like I was watching the trailers…they kind of put a lot of the movie in the trailers and I got a little bored of it at some point. There were better original gags, so it wasn’t best-stuff-is-in-the-trailer syndrome, but there were just parts that kind of dragged because I’d already seen the trailers like twice.

The A-Team – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

A very well done remake. I wasn’t too impressed with the trailers (well ok, I was cuz stuff blew up, but still), but the film is absolutely phenomenal – a real hoot and it pays respect in all the right places to what came before and especially to those who came before (that’s right…keep an eye out for the original Face and the original Murdock!).

Favorite quote:
Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus: [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi] “Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.”

Col. John ‘Hannibal’ Smith: [answers with his own Gandhi quote] “It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.” — IMDb Quotes: The A-Team (2010)

Toy Story 3 – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

Pizza Planet truck!!! A113 license plate!!! Pizza Planet driver!!! My Neighbor Totoro!!! Bud Luckey (Rick Ricker from The Incredibles)!!!

Lee Unkrich did an absolutely incredible job tying together everything the Toy Story universe has meant to a generation of fans. This film is absolutely phenomenal.

And there’s really awesome promotional materials all over the place!

At the Century 20 theatres…

At Disney’s California Adventure…

Laura and Jeremy Action Figures!!!  Now with karate chop action!

And I’m sure much more. Way to go Disney-Pixar! :-D