The Pixar Touch: The Making Of A Company by David A. Price

Many thanks to my good friend Jeff Allen for recommending this book. It is an absolutely riveting read. For me it kind of capped off/continued the Disney company history that I so enjoyed discovering in Walt Disney: Triumph of the American Imagination by Neal Gabler (covering Walt’s lifetime) and Disney Wars by James Stewart (covering the period from Walt’s death to Eisner’s successful oust) by telling a completely different story: the story of Pixar. How Ed Catmull, a Mormon computer scientist who knew he couldn’t draw good enough to be an animator decided that he would make a movie with a computer instead (in the 60s). How he gathered a brain trust of computer scientists, electrical engineers, artists and writers around him and shepherded them through 40 years of business transactions and negotiations from the New York Institute of Technology to Lucasfilm to Emeryville, all the while preserving the dream of computer-animated films. And how John Lasseter, ejected himself from the magical kingdom in the 70s, was ushered back in to his current position of power and prestige as the current creative leader of the Walt Disney Company. It was also amazingly fun (and kind of nerdy) to read about all the different technologies developed by Pixar as they worked toward their dream. So yeah, it’s a little bit techy and full of computering terms, but it’s no Google whitepaper on search algorithms. And don’t worry if that was too much tech for you, you’re the perfect audience: author David Price does a fantastic job of breaking down the technobabble so that most people who have interacted with a personal computer or a video game can understand what’s going on.

 

 


Here are some excerpts from the book that I highly enjoyed.

Pg 22: [Alvy Ray Smith on meeting Ed Catmull] He was just accepting. He didn’t lay his trip on anybody. And he didn’t discourage you from your trip.

Pg 93: In the end, after the contract was signed, Roy Disney celebrated with Catmull and Smith over dinner in a private dining room hidden in the New Orleans section of Disneyland.

Pg 101: [Alvy Ray Smith on Steve Jobs' charisma] You actually believe it when you are there with him because he convinces you in a way that some of the things that you know are actually reality are really just that you are being shortsighted, or you are not trying hard enough, or you’re just missing something. You believe him because he is so powerful and so charismatic and so enthusiastic. But then when you get back to the real world, you realize, I knew this wasn’t going to work.

Pg 155: [John Lasseter] arrived at the [1996 Academy] awards ceremony in a chauffeur-driven Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.)

Pg 161: [Regarding A Bug's Life] It was an engaging story, and one that dovetailed, in a way, with Buzz’s evolution in Toy Story. Where Buzz had to reconcile himself to the disappointment of learning what he was – a toy, not a space-man – Red [the prototype for Flik] was to find that if you put on a mask to look more noble than you are, you might just grow into the mask.

Pg 185: Al’s Toy Barn is owned/operated by Al McWhiggin.

Pg 197: At one point before Boo became a girl, she was to be from Ireland, mystifying Sulley and Mike by repeatedly referring to Mike as a “wee leppy karn”;

Pg 210: Dory’s character was more than comic relief; as Stanton saw it, her memory loss made her innocent like a child – a substitute child for Marlin during his quest. Dealing with her would force him to learn a modicum of patience and tolerance for her venturesome risk taking, preparing him to be a better father when he finds his son. Stanton also spoke of a spiritual aspect to the relationship of Marlin and Dory. Dory was, literally, an angel fish. “The protagonist’s battle was to overcome fear by discovering faith, and certainly Dory represent the angel, or the helper who showed him how to let go and not be consumed by his worries,” he told an interviewer for a Christian-oriented film Web site. He observed that subtlety is critical in giving films such as Pixar’s a spiritual or religious dimension. “My personal view is that if you go into things on a pulpit or with an agenda in the creative world, it can easily get int he way of your creativity and quality . . . Be Christ-like in everything you do, not worrying about whether you’re furthering the cause.”

Pg 223: The skin of the characters gained a new level of realism from a technology to produce what is known as “subsurface scattering.” Human skin is not fully opaque; part of what makes it look like skin is that it allows some light to reach its inner layers and scatter among them before reflecting back. Consequently, skin looks unnatural if it is rendered as an ordinary solid surface. Algorithms to recreate subsurface scattering, pioneered by a Stanford researcher named Henrik Wann Jensen, allowed the technical crew to mimic human skin more effectively. Yet the humans’ skin could not be too realistic. It was well known that as depictions of humans became more lifelike, audiences would perceive them as more appealing – until the realism reached a certain point, close to human but not quite, when suddenly the depictions would be perceived as repulsive. The phenomenon, known as the “uncanny valley,” had been hypothesized by a Japanese robotics researcher, Masahiro Mori, as early as 1970. No one knew precisely why it happened, but the sight of nearly human forms seemed to trigger some primeval aversion in onlookers. Thus, the minute details of human skin, such as pores and hair follicles, were left out of The Incredibles’ characters in favor of a deliberately cartoonlike appearance.

Pg 228: While Disney and Pixar continued to prosper from their relationship, tensions inevitably arose between their chief executives. The men’s backgrounds could hardly have been more of a contrast – Eisner, brought up with every advantage as the son of an old-money Park Avenue family; Jobs, the adopted son of lower-middle-class parents; Eisner, the career executive; Jobs, the ex-hippie. Yet the true root of their conflicts was neither their differing backgrounds nor the bread-and-butter disagreements involved in doing business together. It was in their similarities: Besides being notably aggressive in representing their companies’ interests, each man was stubborn to the point of petulance and prone to taking disagreements personally.

Pg 232: Eisner still had a card to play, however [in the ongoing contract disputes]. Under the 1991 and 1997 agreements, Disney owned Toy Story and its characters entirely, and also had the right to make sequels to any of Pixar’s other films – with or without Pixar’s involvement. The idea of Disney cranking out Toy Story 3, Finding Nemo 2, and the like drove Lasseter to distraction. He regarded the films almost as his children, and there was little reason to expect that Eisner would tend them with any sort of care. Disney-made sequels under Eisner, it seemed, would be objects of commerce above all. “These were the people that put out Cinderella II,” Lasseter later said mordantly, referring to the 2002 direct-to-video sequel.

Pg 262: [John Lasseter] awaits the installation of his 1901 steam locomotive and tracks on the grounds of his Glen Ellen, California property. He has long shared a love for trains with the legendary Disney animators Ollie Johnston, from who he purchased the locomotive, and Ward Kimball, from whose estate he obtained a seventy-year-old train depot. If his past record means anything, it can be assumed a future Pixar production will portray a locomotive discovering life lessons – once Lasseter hits on the right story. Despite the obligations of his leadership role at Disney, it is difficult to imagine that the boy who emerged into the sunlight after watching The Sword in the Stone has directed his last film.

Pg 281: During the production break on Toy Story, the first commercially marketed, fully computer-animated work emerged from a small Chicago-based firm called Big Idea Productions. Initially sold through Christian bookstores, the thirty-minute video Where’s God When I’m S-Scared? presented Bible-themed stories with characters in the form of talking, singing vegetables.

The Price Of Freedom by A. C. Crispin

Amazing!!!! It answers almost every single question that has arisen about Jack Sparrow since discovering his delightful character in the first film. It’s practically a complete back story, but does so with a gripping narrative and a story that is as lush and vibrant as any locale we’ve seen Jack visit in his four films.

Also makes me want to pick up the junior novels that delve into Jack’s childhood to see what other gems are out there to glean about Jack Sparrow.

I also want to pick up A. C. Crispin’s other novels (she does Han Solo’s backstory!!!).

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

Amazing! Also a sad but amusing commentary is that the moment the credits started rolling, I turned to Laura and said – “OK I’m ready for the 5th one now!” I guess it’s just a mark of how fun, engaging and exciting these piratical tales are. Plus I can’t wait to see what Jack does next…

The Disney logo is super cool! Once again loving that with major films releases they do funky/cool things to the normal intro – although I think TRON:Legacy still holds the record as the coolest logo modification, this was still very pretty.

I miss Pintel and Raghetti (as well as Murtogg and Mullroy), but with a cadre of new characters to enjoy, you don’t miss them that much.

Laura would like to know for certain what happens to Phillip and Serena at the end and I admit I am curious as well.

Ian McShane is INCREDIBLE as Edward “Blackbeard” Teach (on a side note, I love that everybody calls Blackbeard by his real name…something of a pirates trivia factoid for people to learn as they watch the movie?).

Penélope Cruz is amazingly fun as Jack’s erstwhile love interest.

They’ve got a skeleton captain in a bed!!! Just like in the ride!!! And it’s not forced in or anything!!! It fits the story!!! Yay!

Obviously be sure to stay to the end of the credits. If you didn’t…go see it again! If you forgot to a 2nd time, shame on you. And here’s a spoiler.

Spoiler Alert! (place and hold your mouse over the bar to see)

Penélope Cruz has been marooned on her little island. She has removed her black vest and is sitting lonely on the beach. The tide washes in and she gazes intently at something on the beach...something that looks a lot like her father's voodoo doll of Jack Sparrow...

I’m really happy that Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio are executive producers as well as the authors of the screenplay – their master strokes on the previous films would have made this a shallow venture without them, but it’s almost like they enjoy these stories too much to give them up!

What’s this? There’s a novel/suggestion behind the bulk of the story? (stares at Wikipedia) Most intriguing! I am very much interested in procuring this “On Stranger Tides” novel by Tim Powers from my local library now….

Both Laura and I were pleased as punch to see that Directed By was one of the few things to change at the beginning of the credits. By this I mean we were happy to spot the same screenplay authors, the same costume designer, the same director of cinematography and the 2nd unit director/stunt coordinator. Really helps the film feel like the others to keep all the same people in place.

Yay for Dame Judi Dench’s cameo!!!

The music was very enjoyable – plenty of rearranged older themes, but some delightful additions (especially cool that Gabriella y Rodrigo are the featured guitarists – they do an awesome cover of Oogie Boogie’s Song from The Nightmare Before Christmas, check it out here!).

I love that Barbossa’s right hand men are Groves and Gillette from the previous films – Gillette is embarrassed by Sparrow and run over by the Endeavour in Curse of the Black Pearl and Groves has two excellent lines – “That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen” (Curse of the Black Pearl) & “Do you think he plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along?” (At World’s End).

Spoiler thingy about the plot because it’s interesting to me (highlight to see):

Spoiler Alert! (place and hold your mouse over the bar to see)

I was fascinated that when the Spanish marched into the Fountain of Youth, they declared that the only way to eternal life was through faith and that this pagan temple needed to be destroyed. Is this what the kingdom of Spain was like? Is this what the Inquisition was all about? Something inside of me wants to applaud their zealotry except I'm sure it will go too far...

Well none of my predictions came true with this film, but they were mere trifles in the broad scope of things. I predicted that Elizabeth would plead her belly to delay any punishment due to her piratical activities(as Anne Bonny and Mary Read did), I predicted that Barbossa would at some point captain the Wicked Wench (as he does at Disneyland) and I predicted Jack Sparrow would dispatch someone after telling them to “Give my regards to Will Turner!”. But like I said, these are just funny one-liners stemming from the results of the first three films and would have been additional geek outs in an already amazing (and geek out prone) movie.

The more I watch all the movies, the more I want some prequels including but not limited to: how does Jack coerce Davy Jones to raise the Black Pearl from the depths? Why does Barbossa (a pirate lord in his own right) subjugate himself to Jack Sparrow (another pirate lord)…is it just for the treasure on Isla De La Muerta? Jack and Hector have been through a lot and it would be fun to see some of those stories instead of just hearing them. I would also like a little more information on what the rest of Mrs. Elizabeth Turner’s life is like…does she inherit her father’s estate? How does that whole thing at the end of “At World’s End” play out for the Caribbean? You can’t just commandeer an armada there and then give up…can you? Eh whatever…I just like to rant and rave sometimes. Probably just because we did a mini-movie marathon before seeing this one and they’re all bouncing around in my head…

All in all a fantastic sequel worthy of it’s predecessor’s and I hope this franchise lives on! I’m also really hoping for comic books, but I’ll take whatever Disney will give me. :-)

Disneyland

JJ entertained us in front of It’s A Small World before the fireworks with trivia. Including:
50,000 lights on It’s A Small World and 80,000 additional lights on the mall.
Monstro’s teeth – 26 on top, 8 on bottom for a total of 34

Michael opened up the new throw blanket from the add-on purchase (spend $50, earn the right to spend $17 on the blanket) and how the $50 can be cumulative throughout the day (you don’t have to spend all the money in one store at the end of the day, you can spend money throughout the park and then show your receipts at the register).

Disneyland

Joyce – Lynchburg, TN at the candy store
You just can’t beat Southern hospitality.
50 ways to annoy cast members
What time is the 4:30 parade?
Well if Walt were still alive…
Work the fact that you’re an annual passholder into each sentence

Disneyland

After dancing, dinner and dancing to Rumble Kings in the Build-A-Bear Plaza of Downtown Disney, we headed inside to catch some more dancing (again we had the horrible choice between Rumble Kings, Gary Tole AND Scot Bruce…why does Disney hate us so?). As we headed through the bag check, I had an amusing conversation with a supervisor who was opening up a side gate in order to create a no-bag line, which I told her was brilliant. As we avoided firework traffic patterns by ducking through the Main Street boutiques, we happened to run into our friends Rebecca and Charley who had impulsively heeded Disneyland’s call and driven up from San Diego. Not to say we didn’t know they were there, we just had…trouble communicating…yeah…that’s it. We chatted with them for a while and then left them to shop and head back to their hotel room (they were tired earlier so they checked into the Holiday Inn). On our way, we planned a rendezvous with friends at Carnation Plaza in order to go see Scot Bruce, which was an excellent choice. After his last set at 10pm, we decided to raid Fantasyland for it’s whimsical flights of fancy! First stop: Storybook Canal. We filled an entire boat and entertained our guide Ginger with our energy and enthusiasm (she also informed us that Cast Members aren’t supposed to call the finale of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride what most people assume it to be:  hell).  After losing our sea legs, we hopped, skipped and jumped over to King Arthur’s Carousel.  As we exited the carousel, we impulsively decided to have some photographic fun with the motor car outside of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.  Laughter-filled moments later, we decided to take a wild mine train ride through the cavern’s of Big Thunder Mountain.  After that we headed back into Fantasyland to have some more fun with photography and King Arthur’s sword in the stone and the commemorative tea cup.  With much merriment, we retired to Main Street for our closing ritual:  sweet treats in the now vacant Carnation Café.  Surprisingly, Market House was still open (it has traditionally shut it’s doors around 12:15 AM despite the announcement that Main Street will remain open for an additional hour for our convenience), so Laura and I snagged some zebra hot chocolate (a blend of white and milk hot chocolate).  Finally it was time to go.  But as we arrived at the parking structure with the hope of relieving ourselves, we found the bathrooms mysteriously coned off with signs announcing that the restrooms were “Closed for cleaning”.  Nervously approaching a janitor, he assured us that we could still go inside:  they were required to wait until the park was closed before they could actually clean…it just didn’t stop them from getting ready.  With the personal bubble already pierced by his assurance of safe passage to a toilet, I talked with Anthony about his two name tags while I waited for Laura (his janitor costume had a stitched on name tag, but he also had the traditional Cast Member name tag).  He told me that he usually wears his Cast Member tag on his jacket when it’s colder.  His name tag had a bronzed pin attached to it which was a reward for having remained employed on the third shift for 1 year.  As our conversation continued, we chatted about the mysterious third shift Cast Members of the Disneyland Resort…how with great health benefits and entire outfits (minus shoes) aided them in their quest to clean the park before it’s opening the next day.  Anthony really liked working there because he was already a night person and it was a fun and easy job.  Laura returned mid-conversation and besides our exhaustion, we slowly and politely finished our conversation with Anthony and thanked him for all the hard work he does.  Walking back to our car, we commented to each other how nice it was to meet Cast Members who actually gave a damn about the park.

Disneyland

As we went through the bag checking line, one of them announced, “Please have your-happy birthday-bags open and ready for inspection”. When I got to him, I complied, but slyly threw in that I didn’t have any happy birthday bags and he chuckled. Yay!

Really great host for the last Tiki Room show of the day..when we cheered loudly, he replied, “That makes the Tiki gods smile!”. Awesome!

Great tram announcer on our way out…asked about birthdays and anniversaries (coincidentally it was our 17 month anniversary) and engagements and congratulated the birthdays and anniversarys but for engagements he said good luck! Tee hee!

Walt Disney World Vacation

8 days in Florida – August 23rd – August 30th

August 23rd – Saturday – Flight to Orlando via Phoenix and New Orleans

Wendy’s drive through

Elaborate presentation to hook us on to a timeshare/condo presentation

Wendy’s and The Full Monty

August 24th – Sunday – Relax

Day off – no theme parks, just a timeshare/condo presentation sale + free breakfast + discounted Arabian Nights tickets (Medieval Times with more horses)

Exploration, gather our wits, buy supplies, watch movies (Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day)

We also (?) headed to the Grand Floridian to discover the magic of “Self Parking” where-in you can park your car just a short walk from the Grand Floridian Hotel’s Monorail station which can take you to the Magic Kingdom or the Ticket and Transportation Center, where you can catch another monorail to EPCOT or buses to any of the theme parks, water parks, shopping districts and hotels encompassed by the Disney World title.

The Crab House for dinner

August 25th – Monday – Disney’s Hollywood Studio – worst park ever award despite awesome vintage buildings

Parked in Self Parking, took the monorail from the Grand Floridian to the TTC and hopped on the bus to Disney’s Hollywood Studio (formerly Disney’s MGM Studios, but they lost the right to the name…c’est la vie…). Along the way, Laura discovers there’s a Disney pin stuck in her shoe (“Good Girl” Daisy).  Luckily it didn’t stab her foot.  We pulled it out, added it to our collection and headed on our way.

First stop was the gift shop right at the entrance to purchase a pack of 5 pin backings for only 4 bucks! Great deal and now we don’t feel bad about executing a pin trade!

Toy Story Mania fast passes and Pixarland Photos

Journey Into Narnia: Prince Caspian

  • It was really good – the cast member portraying Prince Caspian was really close to Ben Barnes and was in character the whole time.

Voyage of the Little Mermaid

  • Ariel wouldn’t sing along with the track damn it. I know you’ve gotta have monitors on stage….can you hear that you’re half a note behind the track?

Lights, Motors, Action 11 am show for Monday only is a misprint

Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular 11am

  • After Indy got hit by the giant boulder, random people who had been in the tech booth ran onto the stage to make sure Indy was ok. For a moment (to unitiated viewers like Laura), it was unclear whether something had gone genuinely wrong with the performance or that this was part of the performance.

Beauty and the Beast – Live on Stage 11:45 am

  • Sucked much more than Voyage of the Little Mermaid for mostly the same reasons….that and the silly wave-the-magic-carpet-and-POOF! “special effects”

Tried to eat at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Theatre Restaurant, but it was too long a wait, so we had our sandwiches outside the ABC Commissary

Star Tours Fast Passes

The Great Movie Ride

  • Fun ride

Star Tours

  • Every single ride shunted us into a gift shop.

Dessert (it’s hot) at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Theatre

Toy Story Midway Mania

  • The queue is amazing! AND they get Potato Head! What the deuce Imagineers?
  • We got to the next level in the scoring system (moved up from Beaver to Cat) and Laura won again (but only by 600 points)

Gift Shop wandering

Muppet Vision 3-D

  • Wow – the same thing in California – sure it’s the original…but it’s still the same bloody thing

Lights, Motors, Action – 4:30pm

  • Or in our case, Lights, Motors, Inaction since it got canceled halfway through…apparently the hero car sprung a leak and covered the asphalt with oil, making it unsafe to continue the performance. Now we both understood that it’s a stunt show and that safety ALWAYS comes first, but the way in which the cast handled the canceled show was of a non-Disney caliber (it completely lacked the Disney touch we’ve come to expect). Let me explain. Due to miscommunication, the second stunt was not executed properly, but they showed us video of what was supposed to happen. Then as they start to set up for the next stunt (including introducing a stuntman up on top of a building), they announce that they have to delay the execution of the next stunt while they do…something. After 15-20 minutes of just sitting and waiting, they announce that due to the oil leak, they have to cancel the rest of the performance. No video of the rest of the stunt, no consolation prize of the stuntman jumping off the building…just a complete cancellation. Needless to say we were very upset.  To be continued…

Studio Backlot Tour

  • While waiting in line for the water tank, I dashed out of line and got nuts and soda, making it back just in time
  • The water tank was merely a demonstration and not an interactive one (with no explanation given)
  • Catastrophe Canyon bore a striking resemblance to Universal Studios Backlot Tour (big rig catches on fire, slides towards you and then a giant flood)

RAIN! Yay! We hadn’t packed our rain jackets that day, but luckily we had packed an umbrella – so we shielded the electronics in my backpack and went for a stroll in the rain! We both enjoyed it very much regardless of our wetness.

  • Quite a few people huddled under overhangs smiled at us as we had fun in the rain

Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream

  • Ducked in for a brief respite from the rain.  Although it’s the same video they brought to California Adventure to commemorate Walt’s 100th birthday, its Julie Andrews doing the dialogue instead of Michael Eisner (HUGE improvement). And the even better part is that it wasn’t just the movie as it was in DCA….there were 2 hallways chock full of exhibits and memorabilia from Walt’s life before the film. We were disappointed that we had to go watch the movie it was so incredible…especially since the Cast Member on site didn’t emphasize that the movie plays continuously and was just trying to shuffle people through the exhibit.

The Magic of Disney Animation

  • Instead of just shuffling into the attraction like everybody, I pulled Laura aside and led her through the beautiful queue the Imagineers had put together (which was chained off and unused – and is unused a large portion of the time). It was chock full of concept art from the Disney Animated cannon.
  • Then we went inside for the Mushu show from DCA + a trailer for Bolt (irony thy name is Chris Sanders). The post-show area mimics the animation building in DCA. Nice display on WALL-E.

Veto Playhouse Disney – Live On Stage!

Twilight Zone Tower of Terror 7:30 pm

Talk with Fantasmic cast member about possible cancelation

  • Apparently the big concern isn’t rain, but the thunder and lighting that was prevalent throughout most of the storm…it wasn’t that close to the park, but it was still very dramatic and exciting.

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Fast Passes

Sounds Dangerous – Starring Drew Carey

Fantasmic 8:30 pm

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster 9:45 pm

  • Brilliant music merge of Love In An Elevator and Walk This Way.  Wander about the gift shop trying to find the soundtrack, but all they offer is Aerosmith CD’s.

Tune-In Lounge (inside 50’s Prime Time Café) for dinner

At the end of the day, we headed into the Guest Services Area to lodge our complaint about Lights, Motors, (In)Action.  After explaining everything (we know it’s a stunt show, safety first, less than Disney quality), the Cast Member offered us free re-admission later on in the week so we can see it again (since we didn’t buy Park Hopper tickets, only 1-day, 1-park tickets)!  Yay Disney!

August 26th – Tuesday -Disney’s Animal Kingdom (celebrating its 10th year by doing nothing)

Parked in Self Parking, took the monorail from the Grand Floridian to the TTC, made our way to the bus depot and hopped on the bus to Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

First objective: Kilimanjaro Safari

  • Detour at store outside of security check – purchase cool-looking, Walt Disney World straw hat and execute Laura’s first pin trade (“Good Girl” Daisy for Pirate Lord Jack Sparrow’s Flag)
  • Security check/Front gate
  • Dawdle at shopping cart to left of main entrance
  • Get selected for test of GPS navigation system programmed for the park
  • Forge ahead to Africa and Kilimanjaro Safari
  • 20 minute standby line and all aboard

After the Safari, wander through the Pangani Trail and discuss our differing views of zoo goggling

Wander towards Asia

Photopass on backside of Tree of Life (baby Simba)

Catch Flights of Wonder bird show

Expedition Everest Fast Passes for 12:25

Finding Nemo musical – phenomenal

Wander back to Asia to check out Kali River Rapids – shutdown, no forecast on re-opening

Purchase awesome China hat (it looks like the one Kiera Knightly wears in PotC3) and Indian Chai Tea, Laura puts her Cap’t Jack pirate flag pin on her hat

Purchase liquidation and enjoy our packed lunch

Wander over to Dinoland U.S.A.

Dinosaur – Countdown to Extinction

  • Ride photo doesn’t go on Photopass discussion with cast member

Primeval Whirl

Expedition Everest (third time we’ve wandered back to Asia)

Kali River Rapids open again – we go down the falls backwards and get completely drenched

Maharaja Jungle Trek – oooh a tiger….and a kid making convincing monkey sounds

Fake argument with Dream Team Cast Member after passing him a second time at the Jungle Trek about not getting my dream twice

Purchase Chai Freeze (AMAZING!) and wander to Discovery Island

Run into Ken (he blessed my sneeze) who gave us GPS and give him two recommendations

1. Slightly larger cover for unit so that it doesn’t just flip open

2. Ability to clear “directions” once location is reached

More photopass from front of Tree of Life

Wander into Camp Minnie Mickey

Ask Cast Member about Festival of Lion King – more like the musical than the puppet show that Mickey’s Philharmagic replaced

Laura steals GPS and navigates us to a gift shop on the way out

  • Discovery of INCREDIBLE shot glass in gift shop – GPS starts beeping that it’s being stolen if Laura moves near the register

Turn GPS in outside Guest Relations

Stand in line at Guest Relations to say that Nemo was incredible, but cast member says just e-mail the company (was willing to accept cast member compliment, but not general compliment)

Walk out to the bus stop

Grand Floridian Dancing

Navigate to Arabian Nights

  • Get inside and redeem the free booze coupons while the preshow magician breaks out of a straightjacket and makes lots of racially and sexually charged jokes
  • An interesting show about an Arabian Princess and an evil villain, gypsies, cowboys, etc. Look at all the pretty horses!

August 27th – Wednesday – Epcot – Future World

Self-Parking, monorail to TTC, another monorail to Epcot…whoo!

Test Track Fastpass

Coffee + Cast Member John

Ellen’s Energy Adventure

Mission: SPACE (Green Team)

Test Track

International Gateway to Hollywood Studios

  • We figured we could interupt this day most easily as Epcot Future World isn’t as large (individually) as any of the other parks at the resort.  So we walked through Canada and UK and grabbed a boat to Disney’s Hollywood Studios!  Stand in line at Guest Services, get our re-admission tickets and in we go!

Lights, Motor, Action

  • Wow!  The show’s really impressive when everything works!  ;)

Rock’n’Roller Coaster

  • I was less impressed with the music selection this time because apparently it’s randomized!  That was quite a revelation to me, but explains why there’s no singular soundtrack to the ride and giving it incredible re-rideability.

One Man’s Dream

  • Finish wandering about the exhibit, then walk into the theatre and push open the doors (temporarily blinding patrons of the theatre and washing out the screen, but we weren’t going to wait…)

Boat to Swan and Dolphin hotel, walk to Boardwalk

  • Investigate Atlantic Dance Hall – no swing anymore, but there’s Jelly Roll’s Dueling Pianos across the way…
  • Go into Boardwalk Hotel to ask about dancing – no swing anymore
  • Crappy Boardwalk photos, the stupid photo booth lied
  • Walk back to Epcot

Journey Into Imagination

Leapfrog fountains

Strawberry Lemonades

The Land Pavillion

Soarin’ Fastpasses

Timon and Pumbaa movie

Boat Tour

Soarin’

The Seas

  • Mr. Ray’s Pop Quiz

Spaceship Earth

  • By the time we got off the ride and to a computer to send our photo, we had already missed our chance. No fair! But it’s late and we’re too tired to talk to a cast member about it.

Monorail to TTC, Monorail to Grand Floridian, live music!, drive home

August 28th – Thursday – Epcot – World Showcase

Self-Parking, monorail to TTC, another monorail to Epcot…whoo!

Initially tried to drink our way around the world, but ended up very short of that goal.

Mexico

  • Explore Mexican figure exhibit
  • Excellent boat ride utilizing the Three Caballeros
  • Margarita slushes (free one for Laura’s first visit)

Norway

  • Swing dancing! There was a Norwegian band playing local music and it was totally danceable so we busted a move. At the end of the song, they acknowledged us and they knew swing dancing! They played “O Lady Be Good”!
  • Traditional Norway food (lefse) – kind of the European churro (goes great with margarita slushes)
  • Explore Norwegian church and exhibit on Viking leaders
  • Maelstrom boat ride and video on Norway

China

  • Exhibit with terra cotta warriors
  • Reflections of China video
  • Green Tea Alcohol Slushie

African outpost thing

  • Examine world pins

Germany

  • Lunch
  • Shopping

Italy

  • Window shopping

America

  • Disney World Soundtrack
  • American Adventure

Japan

  • Tin Toy exhibit
  • Window shopping

Morocco

  • Explore
  • Alcohol

France

  • Tried talking to a waiter about getting food to go and she was so stand-offish that I was afraid to ask more questions
  • Impressions de France
  • Laura grabbed some Tartine (French pizza) while I went back to Impressions de France to film our vivacious host, she found the servers to fit the rude, snooty French stereotype

Grand Floridian Dancing

We missed the Canadian band! Damn!

United Kingdom

  • Visit the pub for a pint
  • Window shopping

Canada

  • Window Shopping
  • O Canada!

 

August 29th – Friday – Magic Kingdom

Swiss Family Treehouse

Magic Carpets of Aladdin

Jungle Cruise

The Enchanted Tiki Room Under New Management

Pirates of the Caribbean

Big Thunder Mountain Fastpass

Splash Mountain

Big Thunder Mountain

Tom Sawyer Island

Country Bear Jamboree

Peter Pan’s Flight Fastpass

Mickey’s Philharmagic

It’s A Small World

The Haunted Mansion

Liberty Square Riverboat

The Hall of Presidents

Peter Pan’s Flight

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Fastpass

Walkthrough – Mickey’s Toontown Fair

Pooh’s Playful Spot – Pin trade with Dream Team Cast Member

Mad Tea Party

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Barnstormer at Goofy’s Wiseacre Farm

Space Mountain Fastpass

Stitch’s Great Escape

Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress

Tomorrowland Transit Authority (PEOPLEMOVER!!!)

Monster’s Inc Laugh Floor

Snow White’s Scary Adventures

Dream Along With Mickey

Space Mountain

Mickey’s Philharmagic

Wishes

 

August 30th – Saturday – Flight Home