A Chorus Line – OCPAC

Zach reminded me of Robin Williams and Alan Tudyk. It is also my opinion that he would look good with the thin beard.

The humor of Val’s lines and physicality was somewhat hindered by her unnecessary Lina-Lamont-esque accent. This is yet another example of the unfortunate tendency to play the broad comedy instead of aiming for subtle humor (has intellectual comedy died?!?!?!?!?!?).

Cassie performed extraordinarily well despite being ill and rather heroically managed to keep her coughing to a minimum.

While forewarned that there was no real guitar and that necessary “licks” were synthesized, I found the absence less annoying than anticipated (beyond the opening number). The fact that the lack of a real guitar didn’t glare out of any other numbers (to me, a non-musicians) is a testament to the phenomenal orchestrations of Marvin Hamlisch. Not to say the show should always be done sans (or synthed) guitar – it’s just an interesting alternative concept.

Judy Turner said she wanted to be Tina Turner….apparently Lana Turner isn’t a household name in America anymore…

Other than that, the show was an exemplary national tour (I still liked Brea’s regional performance better though).

Oh. And it was hilarious to watch a mother pull her daughter out of the theatre (with what I can only assume was a disgusted, outraged look on her face) during “Dance Ten, Looks Three (Tits and Ass)”. Although in partial defense (actually out of brute curiosity), I wonder how a parent is supposed to reliably find out if a show is appropriate for their child…I mean sure you can search the internet for details of the show and judge for yourself, but not all internet reviews are reliable judges of content. Of course I know this mom knew NOTHING about the show and didn’t ask anybody about it before bringing her pre-pubescent daughter to it. I hope she’s learned her lesson.

Blocking “The Path To 9/11″

A genuine Hollywood premiere! My first chance to rub elbows with the muckety-mucks and I’m wearing jeans and a T-shirt! :D .

This documentary is fantastic. Written and directed by former-KFI-late-night-libertarian-guru John Ziegler (check out www.therealkfi.com for the gory details), this documentary chronicles the censorship of ABC’s self-proclaimed docudrama, “The Pathe To 9/11″ at the bequest of the Clinton political machine, which is probably why Hillary lost the nomination (which is ironic in and of itself).

Geoffrey Rowland (Senior Editor of “The Path To 9/11″) had a fever of 103 degrees when they shot his bit of the documentary.

When Zeiglar was wrapping up the 7 hour interview with Cyrus that is the core of the film (he knew Cyrus wanted to watch a big playoff game), he asked the typical documentary question of, “Is there anything else you want to talk about?” and Cyrus leaned in and said, “Ask me about Harvey Keitel.”  That’s why that whole section is in the movie.

It wasn’t clearly delineated in the film that Disney and director David Cunningham kept rushing into the editing bay in order to meet Clinton’s demands.  It’s kind of demonstrated by the inclusion of the most controversial scene with EDITED overlays, but it took me a minute to get fully up to speed.

Swing Vote

Texico, Curry County, New Mexico
5 electoral votes
Incumbent Republican Kelsey Grammar has 266
Democratic Dennis Hopper has 267
270 wins

The details of how one voter decides the next president instead of the electoral college is the really important part of the movie to me…especially since this is a Disney affiliated movie (Touchstone Pictures) and Disney made the musical …Family Band that revolves around one of the few presidential elections where the electoral college disagreed with the popular vote. Beyond that the movie is all heart-touching, patriotic sentiment and political salesmanship. But I did really enjoy it.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Whee!

I love the Yeti designs.

Scorpion King of the Far East, but still enjoyable….

I just can’t understand Rob Cohen…he doesn’t know when a franchise has stalled out (creatively) and keeps making movies with lots of explosions and violence regardless of which cast members want to come back, but then he writes the lyrics to the movie’s torch song which is beautiful and poignant.

It really is a shame that Maria Bello had to step in for Rachel Weisz, but Bello does a very nice job. Weisz initially backed out due to scheduling conflicts (which the web is praying is due to her portraying Ava Lord in Sin City 2), but it could have been her pregnancy or dislike of the script…we’ll never know. It’s almost like Back to the Future where Elizabeth Shue replaced the original Jennifer, but she’s really a secondary character. Bello does an excellent job capturing some of the pep, vim and verve that Weiss brought to the table. Also interesting how the trailers barely show Bello, which initialy lead me to hope that it would just be a father/son romp through the Himalaya’s. But I’m very happy with the results.

How is this not Indiana Jones? They did the same thing of jumping forward in time, except Brendan Fraser hasn’t aged as much or as visibly as Harrison Ford. They’re both wonderful adventure films.

I thought Jet Li was done making movies? Not that I’m complaining, I just dislike retirement feighnts a la Steve Jobs.