Daily Comics, Celebrating Swing Legends, Little Mermaid Musical and Traffic On The Rivers Of America

From Mora’s Modern Music News

CARNEGIE HALL ANNIVERSARY

Wednesday, January 16th, marks the
80th anniversary of Benny Goodman’s legendary concert at Carnegie Hall in New
York City. Chuck Cecil (radio host of “The Swingin’ Years”)
will be broadcasting a special show in honor of this milestone; the program
will include historical interviews with the people who were there, including
Martha Tilton, Harry James, and even Benny Goodman himself (taken from
archival shows). Check your local radio listings for “The Swingin’
Years” (here in L.A., it is broadcast on both KKJZ and KCSN).

BIRTHDAY MILESTONES FOR 2007

We want to end our newsletter on a happier note by
acknowledging the birthdays of some of the Swing Era’s notable personalities
who are still with us. All the people listed below celebrated their 90th
birthday in the year 2007:

Lena Horne — sang
with Charlie Barnet in the early 1940s

Vera Lynn — Popular
British singer, known as “The Forces’ Sweetheart.”

Jo Stafford — part of
the Pied Pipers, who sang with Tommy Dorsey in the late 30s.

Bea Wain — sang with Larry
Clinton, voted Most Popular Female Vocalist in the Billboard Magazine poll of
1939.

And next month, we celebrate the 90th birthday of Patty Andrews of the Andrews Sisters.

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Jim Hill : Tune Thursday: There’s big fun to be had at “The Little Mermaid”
I WANT THE SOUNDTRACK! BUT IT’S NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL FEBRUARY 26TH! :( :( :(

Jim Hill : Monday Mouse Watch : Get ready to make the “Disney Magic Connection”
OMFG! THIS IS SO COOL! WHY CAN’T I FIND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD!

MiceAge.com – 1/15: Al Lutz: Rafted
Amid all the happiness of the proposed future at the Disneyland Resort, Al does his usual shining of a worrisome bureaucratic structure…

Blue Man Group How To Be A Megastar Tour 2.1, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

So I drove up to the Honda Center (or as I call it, the Honda Ponda) to see the Blue Man Group tour, but as I got there, I realized I didn’t have ANY cash on me (which you need to park your car). So I spent 15 minutes struggling to remember my PIN # at an ATM before deciding to just drive down Katella to the Stadium Promenade (where the Century Theatres are) rather than search for a Bank of the West where my PIN # MIGHT come to me. The thing about the Promenade is that it explicitly states that you’re not supposed to park their for events (like Angel Stadium or the Honda Center. So I park in the back, walk up to the ticket booth and purchase a ticket to the movie with the latest starting time, then deceivingly walk past the restaurants (so the security guys think that I bought a ticket and then went to dinner) and walk to the Honda Center.

Blue Man Group: How To Be A Megastar Tour 2.1
This show was incredible (as always). Some new songs, some old favorites, and tons of fun! I took a LOT of pictures that turned out pretty decently despite all the lights and chaos and et cetera. They took the art they create from the stage show (the spin art with the paint balls and the marshmallow “creation”) and made them souvenirs for 2 lucky audience members. I was so jealous (even though the lady who got the marshmallow hat was a little repulsed…doesn’t she know that thing is worth $4,000 – by the Blue Man Groups expectations that is). Luckily I caught the spin art guy after the show and took a nice close picture of him. I REALLY like Blue Man Group and I’m not even entirely sure why…I first saw their show when I was much younger at the Luxor and thought it was fun (bought their album), but it wasn’t until recently (after I saw them again at the Venetian and bought The Complex CD/DVD combo) that I started to really enjoy them, and now I try to see them whenever I have the chance (whether it’s the Vegas show or the tour). One of the band members (the bassist) reminded me a LOT of Alan Rickman for whatever reason…but I’m crazy like that. The opening act, Mike Relm, was very impressive – a “DJ” who manipulated audio AND video on the fly (here’s my favorite sample on YouTube) – so you had him scratching the disc and making the video go back and forth in time with the record scratch going “Oh, Oh” and things like that. It was very cool! I’m on a quest to compile a list of the “Rock Concert Movements”, but I’m not sure where to put it…I’d like to put it in online in some form that is publicly editable so that people can submit their own or edit current entires….but I kind of want to be in control, so maybe I’ll just put it on my website in a Blue Man tribute area and say, “If you have a correction to any of the listed RCM’s or want to submit one I don’t have, email me at…”. Yeah I like that idea. More definably accurate that way.

After the concert (I didn’t win the backstage pass contest which required me to sign up for the newsletter AGAIN), I ambled (not walked or ran) back to the theatre, making a detour at Starbucks to use the bathroom and get some chai latte for my sore throat (screaming is SO much fun). My barrista had difficulty opening that tab on a gallon of milk which led to a little banter, and then she sees my name on my cup and goes, “I thought I knew you.” Turns out we went to OCHSA together. She was in commercial dance and knew my girlfriend at the time! Yay Starbucks!
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The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
A Christian allegory that’s funny? [mock outrage and indignation] WHAT?!?!?! [/mock outrage and indignation] It’s not even very heavy handed! It’s just plain silly pirate fun that has a really great message…it’s a shame it couldn’t go head to head with Golden Compass, because it would have been a favored movie for Christians boycotting it (not that I’m sure anyone physically boycotted – they just spread the word about what it was really about and so forth). The movie actually reminded me a lot of Galaxy Quest because of the way the main characters pretend to be heroes and then have to explain that they’re not, but then they really are…it was intriguing. Does this mean Galaxy Quest is a Christian allegory? Anyways, it’s a hilarious movie that I really enjoyed.

Got gas after all my adventures and wandered into the store to get my snack on. A man walked in and had some kind of conversation with the attendant while wandering about. When I went up to pay, I discovered that he had a PYTHON on him. Curious, I asked him how long he had had it. “Since it was hatched.” He proceeded to tell me that it was some new species of Burmese Python. I just kind of absorbed it all and as he was leaving told him to enjoy the rest of his day (even though it was after midnight). He wasn’t a perfect match, but he reminded me a lot of Sam Elliot…a tough, leathery old man who’s still too cool for school.

Porn Escalates The Next-Generation DVD War and Microsoft Refuses Apple

Economy, Poor Sales Drove Warner’s HD DVD Choice – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
Blu-ray wins in my book because they’ve got Disney, but they also win because they have the most expandable space – they’re already burning 50 GB on each side of a disc…50 gigs!

Porn Providers Rethinking Next-Gen DVD Plans – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
Porn helped VHS win, but it’s not helping Blu-ray win…yet.

Play ‘Guitar Hero’ with a Real Guitar! – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
This is very cool…but I don’t play a real guitar, so I’m just here for the geek factor ;)
Guitar Hero Air Guitar Rocker: Exclusive Video – Gearlog
Exclusive video…

Microsoft Won’t Launch iPhone Rival: Report – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
I’m glad Microsoft isn’t letting themselves be goaded into doing this…I wonder if the Google phone had any impact on this decision…

Jim Hill : The Russians are coming !! The Russians are coming !! … to Epcot ?!
Interesting….

The Bill Gates Exit Strategy BS – Columns by PC Magazine
Bill Gates might be trying to pull a Steve Jobs?

PC Magazine’s Show Coverage of CES 2008 – News, Reviews, Gadgets and more from International CES 2008
Drinking from a firehose? ooook….

The Twelve Days of Christmas

December 26th – Happy Boxing Day!  What the heck am I supposed to do with a partridge in a pear tree?
December 27th – Two turtledoves?  What, do I cook them?  I mean using the pears as spice for my partridge flambé was nice…
December 28th – Three French hens?!?  What, do they cluck with an accent?  What’s with all the friggin’ birds? 
December 29th – Those darn calling birds won’t get off their cellphones while they’re driving! 
December 30th – The last thing I need right now is one golden ring, let alone five! 
December 31st – Are geese omelette’s a bad idea? 
January 1st – Now I’ve got seven swans in a watery ditch in front of my house…
January 2nd – Eight maids means eight cows….eight cows means….*does the math*…32 sources of milk!  And think of all that beef!  Mmmmmm! 
January 3rd – Nine ladies…are they dancing with each other?  Is it the Cupid Shuffle?  Or is there a girl left over for me? 
January 4th – Ten lords a leaping…shouldn’t that read ten gay lords?  I mean who else leaps?  I know a straight male ballerina isn’t impossible, but…
January 5th – Eleven pipers piping…I don’t have THAT big of a rat problem!  Where are the children?!?!  Kali Ma! 
January 6th – Twelve drummers drumming…are they wearing blue skullcaps or black light makeup?  Are the drums made of PVC piping? 

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

This was a decent film.  An enjoyable sequel that was at least as enjoyable as the original.  I want to say I enjoyed it more (in comparison to the original) than Be Cool (in comparison to Get Shorty) even though as I look at it they’re basically the same movie with different dialogue/situations.  Maybe I just enjoy the premise of National Treasure more than Get Shorty/Be Cool.  It’s a really fun adventure in the same vein as Indiana Jones with an American history twist.  You don’t need to see the first movie to really enjoy this movie, but it might make things a little easier for you to understand minor quirks in the script.  The opening sequence to the movie is awesome because they get the details of the Lincoln assassination perfect.  Any time history is treated respectfully/correctly, I love it!

Nicholas Cage looked really tan, like he had a really high widow’s peak and like he had Botoxed his forehead.  I didn’t like it very much….but I kind of looked past it because I enjoyed the movie so much.

Classic Star Wars moment when they’re driving away from the Library of Congress.  Security is raising the pneumatic bars to keep the car from escaping but they drive right through it and then security crashes into the pneumatic bars.
Close the blast doors, close the blast doors.  [Han Solo jumps through closing doors] Open the blast doors!  Open the blast doors!

Spoiler Alert! (place and hold your mouse over the bar to see)

The Gates family name is sullied by black market dealer Mitch Wilkinson (Ed Harris) who claims that Benjamin Gates' great grandfather, Patrick Gates, was the mastermind behind the Lincoln Assassination based on a missing, partially burned page of John Wilkes Booth's diary. Gates deciphers a partial encryption burned into the page from the other page which logically deduces to "Laboulaye Lady", referring to the mini Statue of Liberty in front of the Eiffel Tower. A riddle is inscribed on the torch (much like the riddle from the meerschaum pipe in the first movie) that points to the Resolute desks in Buckingham Palace and the White House. Using the date of the inscription as a combination, they unlock a secret chamber in the Buckingham desk that contains a very ancient piece of wood with Native American symbols on it. They go to Ben's mother, who translates it for them, but it's only a partial translation, leading them to believe that the rest of the inscription is hidden in the other Resolute desk in the Oval Office. So they break into the White House and open up the desk's secret compartment. But the plank is not there...just an indentation where the plank should be. Gates talks to Sadusky about the President's "secret book". Sadusky confirms the books existence, so Gates kidnaps the President and asks him where the book is, after releasing him of course (Gates doesn't know how to negotiate). So Gates goes to the Library of Congress, looks at the book and narrowly escapes the FBI. The page in the book talking about the plank mentions the Black Hills in North Dakota, so the treasure is near Mount Rushmore, but they still want the plank translated. They go back to Ben's mom, but Mitch beats them there and makes her lie to them, but they figure it all out anyways and find the treasure "near" Mount Rushmore.

Questions:
How did Sadusky know that Gates was at the Library of Congress?  He’s a mason and knows "more about the book than he let on".  How he explained it to the FBI is a different story altogether.  “They’re at the Library of Congress.  How do you know sir?  Um…a little birdie told me?”  Maybe the president told him that Gates was planning to go to the Library…

How does the FBI know that Gates is at Mount Rushmore?  Because Gates called them and told them.

There’s no lake on top of Mount Rushmore.  So obviously the island of stone in a sea of grass was actually the lake 20 miles northeast of Mount Rushmore (I really like to suspended disbelief).  I mean Mount Rushmore was only built to distort the features of the map so that the true location would be difficult to find….

* Corrected in the Blu-ray release with a deleted scene…

Gates:  You need that treasure.  Believe me.  I know.
Does this have anything to do with page 47?

The fake clue that Ben’s mom gives them (“Find where the moon touches the earth and release the hummingbird.”)  is never explained and I don’t know why…they explain (pretty much) everything else in the movies!?!
** Corrected in the Blu-ray release with the same deleted scene…with a schmaltzy intro by director Jon Turteltaub saying we just had to cut it…more like Disney made him…grrrr

And the age of classic Disney animated shorts is upon us again!  There’s a brand new Goofy cartoon before the movie!  And guess what!  On Goofy’s shelf is not only a picture of Mickey and Walt, but a picture of John Lasseter!  I’m so excited!  It was REALLY funny and made me really happy.

[random] Welcome To The New Year! [/random]

Saving Private Ryan
Sat down and watched it in it’s entirety for the first time in like 5 years and there are several people in the film that I now recognize which is very exciting!
Paul Giamatti – “I got ankles like an old f*cking lady”
Ted Danson – Captain Hamill (kills all the Germans when Paul Giamatti knocks the timber through their wall)
Nathan Fillion – The Fake Private Ryan (“My brothers are dead?!?! But they’re only in grammar school!”).
Colby from Numb3rs – 3rd from the 506

Family Guy Star Wars Rush Limbaugh Reference

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Quagmire/C3PO: Hey, mind if I turn on the radio?
Announcer: WTAT – Tattoine’s All Talk Radio.
Rush: My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop! Now they’re trying to convince us that Hoth is melting! Well that’s crazy…just trying to scare us! And if that weren’t enough to get you mad…we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin Mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got THAT job. Well let me tell you how he got that job…affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50.