The Internet Prevails!

I had watched House this morning and at the very end, the intro to a song was playing and it sounded very familiar, but I couldn’t place it. I asked my dad to listen to it and he had heard it before, but he couldn’t place it either. So I turned to the internet.

The google search that finally prevailed was that song at the end of house 4 9. My father laughs at me. Yahoo Answers had it. It’s a song called Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum (youtube video of the song paired with footage of Monument Valley).

Shakespeare For Dummies

An Ode To The Bard

I do not like them, Claudius
I won’t eat them, Polonius

I will not eat them in the nude
I will not eat them with Gertrude

I will not eat them in a show
Won’t eat them with Horatio

I will not eat them on my knees
I won’t eat them with Laertes

I do not like them, Rosencrantz
I do not like green eggs and hams!

Written by: Laura Greenlund

Nunsense and [tap] The Mystery [tap tap] of Edwin DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Nunsense – Torrance Theatre Company
It’s like Altar Boyz but with “better music”. It’s a comedy routine by nuns that has heart and some poignant points to make about religion. If you get a chance, go check out Torrance’s production (CLOSING THIS WEEKEND – GET TICKETS NOW!) because it’s got (for my money at least) the funniest nuns ever to hit the comedy circuit!

The Mystery of Edwin DROOOOOOOOOOOOOD
The show is a play within a play based on an unfinished work by Charles Dickens. The meta-play providing the structure for The Mystery of Edwin Drood is that of an English performing troupe which was very fun…especially when you have the cast willing to get you a beer (unfortunately you have to reimburse them) and play cribbage with you (or at least pretend to play and asking how to play). Because it is an unfinished work, the performance troupe offers to the audience a voting system that lets YOU decide on the ending you want to see based on information presented so far. The cast decides whether Edwin Drood is dead or not (they always pick dead because the actress portraying Drood is a prima donna), and then the audience decides who is: the detective, the murderer and the lovers (cause every good story has lovers). If you ever get a chance to see Edwin Drood, I highly recommend it because it is very funny.

Last night’s ending:
Detective – Neville Landless
Murderer – Princess Puffer
Lovers – Bazzard and Helena Loveless
This was absolutely hysterical because NOBODY likes Bazzard and Helena made this quite clear.

And check this out! The narrator/M.C. of the show was played by Tim Thorn, who was involved in MYART productions back when I was in middle school. Unfortunately we didn’t get a chance to talk to him after the show, mores the loss.

Select A Candidate for 2008

Quiz Results

DiscussLink to ThisView Candidates Positions & Sources

Below are the candidates ranked by how much you agree with their stances.

Rudy Giuliani
Score: 38
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Health Care
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Social Security
Energy
 
John McCain
Score: 34
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Health Care
Energy
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
 
Ron Paul
Score: 33
Agree
Taxes
Health Care
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Death Penalty
 
Mitt Romney
Score: 26
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Health Care
Social Security
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
 
Duncan Hunter
Score: 22
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Health Care
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
 
Fred Thompson
Score: 22
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Health Care
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
 
Tom Tancredo
Score: 21
Agree
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Disagree
Iraq
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
Death Penalty
 
Hillary Clinton
Score: 17
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Energy
 
Barack Obama
Score: 17
Video
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Energy
 
Chris Dodd
Score: 16
Video
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Energy
Death Penalty
 
Dennis Kucinich
Score: 16
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Energy
Death Penalty
 
Bill Richardson
Score: 10
Video
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
 
Joe Biden
Score: 10
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
 
John Edwards
Score: 10
Video
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
 
Mike Gravel
Score: 9
Agree
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Death Penalty
 
Mike Huckabee
Score: 8
Video
Agree
Health Care
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage