Stoled From Teh Kasey Lady

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet
today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But
now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical
tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or
deep questions for a personality test.We’re turning that upside down – all the
questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too!
Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more emotional
than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self,
more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more lazy
than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind
than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower
than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), religious
(93%), romantic (57%).

Stereotypes
Prep 85%
Old Geezer 83%
Emo Kid 78%
Life
Experience
Sex 15%
Substances 3%
Travel 44%

You are more emotional
than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self,
more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more lazy
than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind
than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower
than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), religious
(93%), romantic (57%).

Stereotypes
Prep 85%
Old Geezer
78%
Life
Experience
Sex 15%
Substances 3%
Travel 44%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you
agree with around 73% of the time.
Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You
make more than 70% of those who have taken this test, and 31%
less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 45%, hotter than 9% of other
test takers.

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Ted Kennedy En Espanol

I can’t really put into words how much disappointment I have in America that Ted Kennedy is still a US senator. Even more proof that he’s unqualified for his post, he recently went on Piolin Por La Manana, a Spanish radio program (I’m told that Piolin’s immigration status is still in question) and sang part of Jalisco No Te Rajes. Want to hear him slaughter Spanish? Here’s the YouTube link. The following is lyrics and translations (roughly) that I found online.

Title: Ay Jalisco No Te Rajes

Title: Ay! Jalisco don’t break your promise

Ay! Jalisco, Jalisco, Jalisco,

Tu tienes tu novia que es Guadalajara,

You have your sweetheart who is Guadalajara,

Muchacha bonita, la perla mas rara de todo Jalisco es mi Guadalajara.

Pretty girl, the rarest pearl of all Jalisco is my Guadalajara.

Ay! Jalisco no te rajes

Ay! Jalisco don’t break your promise

Me sale del alma gritar con color

with all my soul I want to shout

Abrir todo el pecho pa’echar este grito

baring my heart to let it out

Que lindo es Jalisco, palabra de honor

How beautiful is Jalisco, word of honor

Now here’s a fun trip. The 2nd part of the song is also used in The Three Caballeros song from the Disney film.

Adventures in Whittier

So after rehearsal last night I went to Memories and had a great time. They played a much more eclectic mix including Christina Aguilera’s “Candyman” (which for all it’s objectionable content is a b!tchin’ good swing song) and Outkast’s Idlewild Blues which are probably my two favorite not-directly-swing swing dancing songs. After the place closed up (Closin’ Time and Get The F*ck Out were the last songs) I walked a girl out to her car, enjoying the echo of the empty Whittier streets. As I headed back through the back alleys of Whittier to my car, I noticed a group sitting in a circle around the back of a car where someone was strumming a guitar and singing. I went over and sat down. After a couple of songs, he started in on a Martin Sexton song (couldn’t tell you which one, except that it wasn’t Thirteen Step Boogie). Being swing dancers, everybody jumps up and we lindy bomb the parking lot of a swing venue (irony though art a cruel mistress). After that, the guitarist keeps going and somebody breaks out Frisbee’s. An hour later the fun finally comes to an end and we all head for home. Pictures of the fun.

Driving home – fastest way is to head down the 605 to the 405. Get there and CalTrans has shutdown the 605 S 405 S connector, with a recommendation to take WB 7th street as a detour. So I follow their directions and get hopelessly confused. I can’t just take WB 7th street anywhere I need to go, so I make a legal U-Turn and head back to the 405. But they’ve closed off the EB 7th Street entrance to the 405! So now I get on the 405 N with the intention of doubling back next chance I get, which is Palos Verdes Ave. BUT THEY’VE CLOSED THAT SOUTHBOUND FREEWAY ENTRANCE AS WELL! So I race back onto the 405 N and get off at the next exit (Woodruff) and I’m finally able to get onto the 405 SB. What should have been a half hour drive home is now an hour. Apparently, not only was CalTrans hard at work on the 405/22 carpool lane, there was what looked like a fatal accident on the 405 S just before the 605 AND on the 405 N just before the 605. Ridiculously crazy, no?

Oh yeah, another nugget from the evening: Lindy in the Lot. Gather a whole bunch of cars in a parking lot, create a giant circle and turn on all the headlights (think “Cool” from West Side Story the movie). Instant dance floor.

America Alone – The End of The World As We Know It by Mark Steyn

This book details how the world is becoming increasingly Muslim and that America is one of the few bastions of freedom left. Birth rates across Europe are declining. Europe is full of socialist states that have high taxes to fund the social security pensions that the old expect. But with low birth rates, these states are forced to rely on immigrant labor and taxes for their benefits. The only people immigrating to Europe are Muslims. Muslims birth rates are exploding. Europe needs the immigrants, so they cow tow to aggressive Muslims who want infidels dead with laws and regulations that force women into burkas, etc.

One part of the book that really hit me (especially after the Political Sciences course I just took) was an exploration of Dick Cheney’s post 9-11 quote, “One of the things that’s changed so much since September 11 is the extent to which people do trust the government-big shift-and value it, and have high expectations for what we can do.” But wait…three of the planes hit their targets because the aircraft operating under 1970’s hijacking rules from the government. Meanwhile on Flight 93, the passengers said, the governments not up here with us, we gotta take these punks out. What succeeded on 9-11 was municipal government and people – the firefighters, cops and rescue workers. What failed was big government – CIA, FBI, INS, FAA, and a host of other alphabet agencies. The solution is not MORE government, but less government in a sense* because our government was inherently designed to be as slow and clunky as possible to prevent passionate people from forcing a issue through the legislature that would adversely affect us later on. Thank goodness for that, because otherwise we would have legalized the 11 million illegal immigrants already in this country and we’d have a fully funded guest-worker program that would be destroying our country (while a different issue entirely, it illustrates the point, no?).

Another interesting point was about a 2004 Wired article about Hans Monderman, a highway engineer in northern Holland who had an epiphany: build roads that seem dangerous and they’ll be safer. For instance, if you approach an intersection with all these rules and regulations and signs telling you how to behave, even if you follow everything, you still could get in an accident. But if an intersection has absolutely nothing (no lights, no signs, etc.), you have to figure it out for yourself, so you approach it cautiously and with an eye on what everyone else is doing at the intersection. A town in Denmark did this with their most dangerous intersections and cut traffic accidents at those intersections to zero (no data provided on this, but that’s biased writing for you).

Also discussed is the softening of the state. Many of Europe’s governments are handing the car keys to Muslims piecemeal, such that there will be no formal treaty of surrender signed between Islam and Britain, it will just come about because of the newest law. The same kind of thing is happening in America, as Steyn illustrates with cheese. In France, there is a distinctive cheese every 20 miles. Meanwhile in America you can’t taste the difference between American, Swiss and cheddar (except for the fact that if you get Swiss, you’re paying for cheese AND air – all those holes). No longer do our enemies have to attack us in all out war, they can merely disrupt our life at the margin and we look for the quickest route back to normalization. “There are some fellows rampaging through the streets because of some cartoons? Why, surely the most painless solution would be if we all agreed not to publish such cartoons” (pg. 198). You thinking about the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit too?

The real problem is multiculturalism – that as a concept it fails. Who wants to be multicultural? Western civilizations. You didn’t see Native Americans wanting to be multicultural. I love one of his examples: after 9-11, every Western leader visited a mosque. But to any previous society, that would have been absurd. Pearl Harbor just got bombed? Quick, order some sushi and get into the matinee of Madam Butterfly! Modern multiculturalism is a nullity – a non-culture.

Solution for dying socialist European countries: embrace uber-natalism. If you’ve got four dependents, your taxable income is divided by 5. Therefore an employed man with an annual salary of $50,000, a wife and three kids only pays taxes on $10,000 while an employed bachelor pays taxes on all of it.

In Germany, standing while urinating is frowned upon. Voice alarms are being installed on toilets that warn the user if the toilet seat is lifted. WTF?!?! Not sure where it’s gone since then – no news reports more recent than 2004 on the issue.

A lot of what is said makes sense to me – now if only we can get more people to read it, we might actually get somewhere.

* The one thing I can’t figure out in all this is how. One of the things Steyn complains about is that Amazon does better data mining than the government. But he is against (since 9-11 at least) anything that shifts individual judgment of free citizens to government programs. If someone denied access to the US at one checkpoint can drive 10 miles east or west and gain entry at that checkpoint, are we allowed to fix that problem with a national database that those checkpoints are all hooked into?

Ocean’s Thirteen

I really enjoyed this movie. I just kept reflecting on how they took this simple concept (11 guys led by Ocean robbing multiple casinos) and turned it into this great con trilogy.
Could they not afford to pay Julia Roberts or Catherin Zeta-Jones anymore? Did Al Pacino take all their salary?
The Thirteen (there seemed to be some confusion about this):
The original 11
Danny (George Clooney)
Rusty (Brad Pitt) – why does he always get the worst hairpieces? Hilarious.
Linus (Matt Damon)
Basher (Don Cheadle)
Yen
Virgil and Turk Malloy (Scott Caan and Casey Affleck)
Reuben (Elliot Gould)
Saul (Carl Reiner)
Livingston
Frank (Bernie Mac)
Roman Nagel (Eddie Izzard)
Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) – boy did he just come in for filming for just one day.
This trilogy plays into the Hollywood pitfall where the pecking order is (by popularity/overall enjoyment): the first one, the third one, the second one. Other franchises (can I use that word?) in this category include the Aladdin and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

So I caught the midnight showing of the movie to kind of celebrate the end of my 4th year in college, but I couldn’t catch the midnight showing at Newport 6 (where I typically do midnight shows). Not because it was sold out, but because it didn’t exist! So I ended up at Bella Terra with a packed house and a really decent seat (2nd row, center). Not bad for showing up 15 minutes before show time.

Trailers:
Underdog looks like fun. I love Jason Lee.
August Rush – the trailer left me speechless…must see this film…
Hot Rod – a stuntman wannabe who is a bit of a jerk – looks amusing
[walks away from an explosion]
Man: You’re the worst stuntman ever!
Rod: What?
Man: [louder] You’re the worst stuntman ever!
Rod: No, I can hear you, I’m just being mean.
Evan Almighty – I swear to Him that if I have to see this trailer one more time, I’m gonna kill something – I’m just tired and bored to death by it.

This movie was a lot of fun. It also packs a lot into an hour and a half…I was surprised to look at my watch after the movie. The really fun thing was remembering all the facts or having them click in place (the surfer’s true purpose, why he does what he does, who he serves). I mean, the instant I saw the trailer, I knew what was coming in the movie (why? I don’t know – gee I sure know a lot about Marvel for being a “DC boy”) and was really excited.

I really enjoyed the special effects and the story, and I’m really pleased that they took it in the direction they did. While very reminiscent of Spiderman 2, I still enjoyed the Fantastic Four’s take on being a team and being responsible of your powers.

And what would a Marvel movie be without a cameo by Stan “The Man” Lee. Absolutely hilarious!

Wasn’t Galactus an X-Men Sentinel with horns? Oh, that’s the human form he took. He can be a giant cloud of destruction…

There are more Marvel movies coming out than DC movies – makes me sad to be a DC boy, but what can I do.

This Is What I Like To Call Delayed Reaction

I’m posting this a whole week after my reaction, but I just feel like sharing.

Last week, it was Friday June 1st. But it wasn’t until the next morning that I realized it was June now. This was significant in that my birthday was now 1 month away (3 weeks now). It didn’t so much startle me, it was just sort of a realization that 2007 is half over and where did it go? School, another crack at the ol’ girlfriend thing, Disneyland, movies, lots and LOTS of swing dancing. Just kind of a flashpoint for looking back at where the time went.

Cheap PC’s, AI Artists, Myspace Wants To Play Ball With The Government…

‘Virtual van Gogh’ AI Program Paints Fine Art – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
Interesting…eat your heart out Lev Manovich!

Intel, Asus Announce $199 ‘Eee PC’ – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
Hooray! But what about monthly broadband access to really enable people?

MySpace Seeks Court Help Regarding Predator E-mails – News and Analysis by PC Magazine
Myspace wants to help the government, but the wacky 9th Circuit Court of Appeals says they can’t.

Penny Arcade! – Now, We May Speak
The PC Gamer article is awesome AND you get to see what Mike and Jerry (Gabe and Tycho, respectively) look like. Pick it up now!

Penny Arcade! – Now, We May Speak (Comic)
hahaha!

VG Cats – My Pokemans. Let Me Show You Them
This comic makes me question my desire to jump into getting a DS Lite system (i.e. asking for it for my birthday) and Pokemon. I jumped into Pokemon Gold and Silver (got all the unknowns and almost all the rare dogs/birds) and that was fun (got me in trouble in Geometry class – 10th grade). I think I want a DS Lite just to take it to Disneyland and download exclusive content somewhere in New Orleans for the Pirates 3 game….what do YOU think?

Clintons Final Days
Clinton’s video for the Press Correspondents dinner…freaking hilarious