The Lord of the Rings The Musical

You cannot come to this musical if you think Oklahoma is the epitome of musical theatre. “It’s not for you!” This movie is all about spectacle. One of the greatest things about it is that it does for me what Lion King could never do: tell me a story that I love AND blow me away with technical wizardry. As a matter of fact, this show takes at least two technologies from Lion King and heartily improves them: the turntable with rising platforms (17 elevators!) and extended legs/arms to alter the human gait (movement pattern). The show is 3 1/2 hours long with one 15 minute intermission and one 3 minute intermission. My biggest complaint is that there are several subplots/moments from the books/movies that I wanted reproduced and didn’t get, leading me to whine a little. Actually while these missing moments made me shake my head in wonder, it didn’t completely remove me from the performance. Lion King added stuff, irrevocably severing it from the source material which I hold very dear to my heart. What LOTR did was present the source materials, live and on stage. The spectacle was absolutely incredible. The music sounded very authentic (meaning it all sounded like music from Tolkien’s universe) and no Gollum did not get up and do the schizophrenia tap number. He was an incredible performer though. Writhing about on stage…he was definitely the most physical actor on the stage. It was almost a kind of break dance except more psychotic. There was lots of flying and lots of people on stilts. One of the coolest effects was the climb up to Lothlorien, the elfish tree city. They started climbing a robe ladder, and then the floor sunk and they climbed up the ladder to the ground level.

The soundtrack doesn’t exist! I am so pissed off! The music was very beautiful. The song Sam and Frodo sing about the Shire when they’re in Mordor still echo’s in my head. Then again, I have no idea how different what I saw was from what opened here in April (or was it May?), and I will never know how different what I saw will be from the soundtrack released in London. “This will be a cut and reworked version with more music and we have edited out some of the sub-plot,” (The Age.com) says producer Kevin Wallace who blamed Toronto’s “failure” on the critics and the fact that American tourists don’t understand British sensibilities. Yeah, that’s why Harry Potter doesn’t sell millions of copies. I personally think that the show works fine as it is…I mean, I can gripe all I want about missing subplots (the biggest of which is Gandalf’s miraculous appearance at Helm’s Deep…they never find him in the forest so it is quite miraculous), but the show works really well, despite it’s length. The only possible way they should cut it is in the beginning. They spend the first two hours on The Fellowship of the Ring…I’d like to imagine that they could cut the show to three hours or less if they trimmed that section just here and there. But what the hell do I know?

Superman Returns

Wow….that’s all I can really say about this movie. I have two views, as it were, to layout here: one as a rabid comic book fan and the other as an engaged movie-goer. View 1: I LOVE WHAT DC IS DOING! I suppose it’s all Dan Dido’s fault (he signed on as the new king of DC a couple of years ago), because I don’t know who else to blame for these beautiful renditions of first Batman and now Superman. I know I mentioned it in my Batman Begins review, but I’ll say it again, because it makes me even more of a rabid fan. Now that they’ve restored two of the major three DC heroes, after Wonder Woman comes out (how can a Joss Whedon script be anything but brilliant?), they could very well tackle a Justice League of America film, which would introduce as “bit players” Flash and Green Lantern which would then spin off into their own movies. If nothing else, I desire a Flash movie with CGI. It would be beautiful, especially if DC rides as close herd with it as they have with Batman and Superman.

Marlon Brando’s digital recreation was incredible. I love watching the online vid showing us how they recreated Brando’s face digitally…it’s “mesmerizing” as Harry of AICN puts it, and shows the limitless potential of CGI.

View 2: As a movie goer, I cannot accurately comment on this film as I don’t know what has happened preceding this. I saw Superman a while ago, but never saw 2 or 3.

The John Williams theme is used to open and close the film and the rest of the music is beautifully poignant. I almost want the soundtrack (I’ll probably get it after my second viewing). I love the old school titles for the intro (just like the original) with the digital matte backgrounds as we hurtle through space back towards Earth. Brandon Routh is incredible as Superman/Clark Kent. His performance is just…it’s like Christopher Reeves got reincarnated after he had his accident. Kate Bosworth is enjoyable as Lois Lane…I liked her performance, but can’t say much more without picking the plot to death. Kevin Spacey is hilarious as Lex Luthor. He brings this manic energy and fun to the role that I can vaguely remember in Gene Hackman’s performance. He does a nice job at making Luthor a layered character, rather than pure evil.

Now the plot holes…the timeline they lay out gets very diluted by the end of the film. That’s all. You’ll understand what I mean when you see the film. But you will believe a man can fly.

Pirates of the Caribbean Returns

So as part of my preparation for my trip to Amsterdam, I was up at 6am yesterday. Not knowing what else to do that early, I headed to Disneyland for the grand re-opening of Pirates of The Caribbean.


The Esplanade at 7:17 am.

There was a family scuttling from one letter to another doing that photo collage that EVERYBODY does.


Nicely done with the F.


The Esplanade at 7:54 am.


Nice line to get into the park.

Park opened at 8:00 dull, and people start running. Security guard says, no point, the line for pirates is already 2 hours.


The 2 hour line, stretching from the flag pole all the way down Main Street…

Through Frontierland…


and straight into the ride.

Apparently I missed the new mural in the lobby that features Jack Sparrow. Oops. The ride was lots of fun. A lot darker than I remember it…which of course makes digital photography on the fly rather difficult…if you’re an amateur like me and you’re willing to obey the rules that say no flash photography (curse the guy behind me!). But fortunately my digital camera films really well. What follows are the “best” captures from those videos.


The opening sequence got cleaned up.


The hat (kind of hard to see in this shot) looks fresher and redder.


New lightning effects behind the shipwrecked skeleton.


We’ve got some new patrons at the tavern


The drinking effect looks sharper than it has in years…new technology maybe?


The captain is now (or was he always?) a British admiral (or captain or whatever)…he’s got a red coat and a wig.


And a parrot…


Gee, that treasure chest doesn’t look familiar….


Another waterfall?


Nope…the coolest damn effect I’ve ever seen…

No longer are we warned of the cursed treasure.

“Ah ha ha ha. Tales there be a plenty in this cursed place…”

That’s all the audio I can distinguish…I hope Disney has released a new soundtrack. I forgot to check!


“Where be Captain Jack Sparrow?” cries the infamous Barbossa, captain of the…Wicked Wench? Wait, what?


Jack hides from the pirates torturing the mayor. Why? Because they’re looking for him, of course.


Jack sneaks a peek at the pooped pirate’s treasure map.


Jack enjoys his treasure trove as we escape back up the waterfall.

The only other thing to talk about is how fantastic the ride sounds. (To the best of my knowledge) they replaced all the speakers so that the digitally re-mastered music comes through so much clearer. I’m so happy I want to cry! This was definitely worth the wait.

Ever get a hankering for a Monte Cristo sandwich after the Blue Bayou has finished serving lunch? Now you can get it across the street at the Cafe Orleans for dinner. Only problem is, don’t expect to walk right in. Cafe Orleans is now a table service restaurant. Kind of a “down-scale Blue Bayou.” You can make reservations (priority seating) for later in the day, or you can try their walk-in line which they open every hour based on available seating.

On a side note I was remembering all the online chatter about what Disneyland was planning for it’s 50th anniversary. A lot of people speculated on an improvement of the “Big 5″ rides, which I think were Pirates, Haunted Mansion, Jungle Cruise, Tiki Room and Small World (the Big 5 obviously related to attractions directly influenced by/resulting from the ’64 World’s Fair). They have completed 3 out of 5 (Haunted Mansion’s story has evolved to focus more on the bride than on Master Gracey, Captain Jack Sparrow has arrived, and Jungle Cruise has that new finale)…interesting, no?

1776 by David McCullough

This book was an enjoyable read…even if it took me 6 months to finish. It’s not because I was reading other books, but because his writing style was rather strange to me. It takes a little while for me to really get into the book when I crack it open and I kept cracking it open for short moments and getting lost on the same page. But I finally finished it!

It was most interesting to read this book after finishing the George Washington biography, His Excellency as the book follows the Continental Army from July 1775 to January 1777. The one thing I would have appreciated was battlefield maps. McCullough did an incredible amount of research (a third of the book’s length is sources and bibliography) and includes nearly all of it, especially personal letters from many of the participants regarding the actions of the war.

“But those of the utmost importance have been the letters of George Washington, Nathanael Greene, Henry Knox, Joseph Reed, and Joseph Hodgkins. That these men found the time, and energy, to write all that they did, given the circumstances, is a wonder, and ought to be acknowledged as another of their great services to their country. Washington, in the time covered by this narrative…wrote no fewer than 947 letters!” (pp. 347).

Over The Hedge


I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but I was pleasantly surprised by Over the Hedge. As anyone who has paid any attention to me knows I have absolutely despised the more recent “hits” DreamWorks has churned out, but this film was enjoyable and close enough to it’s source material that I was able to appreciate what was accomplished.

The voice acting was phenomenal. Eugene Levy and Catharine O’Hara as Minnesotan porcupines? William Shatner as an overacting possum? Thomas Hayden Church as The Verminator*? It’s the funniest thing this side of Mars! And Steve Carrell…he’s the next Robin Williams of animation…I hope to God that the DVD has outtakes of him in the booth.

The biggest change from the source material (if you can call it that) is that this is more of an introductory story to the world of Over the Hedge. It’s about the characters first encounter with civilization and the glory of the refrigerator. Obviously a movie can’t be about something as serialized as that (I can’t imagine a sequel, but I could definitely imagine a TV series of CG stuff…that would be bitchin’), so we have to introduce the characters and set a goal for them to accomplish. With a boilerplate story like that, throw in a dash of conflict and betrayal and an awakening of truth within the hero and you’ve got a decent movie. Definitely recommend this one.

Oh yeah…and what was with that “short” before the movie? I couldn’t quite get into it a) because it’s a fat guy and b) because I’m so dead set against DreamWorks. But the short felt kind of like the Pixar shorts in that it felt like it was the brainchild of one of DreamWorks’ staff…so I guess I just have to accept it. DreamWorks has to compete with Pixar…but the short feels like more of a business reaction than a thoroughly fleshed out artistic statement.

*I disapprove of his character modeling though. If you’re gonna model a fat guy, you have to get Wayne Knight, period.

Cars

I absolutely adored this movie. The characters are vivid and enjoyable, the voice acting is phenomenal and the music is lots of fun. My biggest regret watching the film was that I never actually took a road trip on Route 66. What I love the most is that aside from the story, the film really emphasizes Americana with the music and the car racing and the Route 66, and I love Americana. I love being America and I love it when art emphasizes this and shares this great patriotic pride I have.

Owen Wilson plays Lightning McQueen, rookie race car who desires nothing more than the Piston cup. His brash, arrogant attitude and cocky style get him in jail in Radiator Springs, the Jewel on the Mother Road (Route 66). Here he learns the lessons he never learned growing up (where are his parents?) and in the end finds himself in what he affectionately calls “Hillbilly Hell”. Helping him on his journey are Bonnie Hunt as Sally and Paul Newman as Doc Hudson.

Larry the Cable Guy is the funniest thing on four wheels. “Maybe I should have hitched him up to Bessie…and then taken the boot off…” “I swear, tractor’s is so DUMB!”

I wish I spoke Italian so I could understand more of what Luigi and Guido kept talking about. “Pit stop?” When Guido has his moment…you will know.

John Ratzenberger participates as a Mack truck that has to haul Owen Wilson around the country, and provides the funniest credit bits since the outtakes from A Bug’s Life. There is also a touching tribute to Joe Ranft, who was tragically killed in a car crash before this film was released. Both this film and Corpse Bride owe a lot to this guy, and the world grieves the loss of his talent.

Richard Kind cameo’s as the standard suburban driver car who refuses to ask for directions. But redneck comedians always warn us about this…doesn’t everybody know to not let ego get involved? Oh well.

The landscapes contain some of the most beautiful CGI I’ve ever seen. It’s so beautiful I want to cry with happiness. More than anything, they are what I regret about having not traveled down Route 66.

This movie is another jewel in Pixar’s crown, to be treasured by the world. No, not the world. Just America. Europe doesn’t understand NASCAR. Then again, neither did I until I saw this movie (but don’t tell anybody).

Schoolyard Politics, Ratatoille in Quicktime HD and Star Wars Rocks Out

Arad Implies The New HULK Movie Is Not A Sequel But…A Redux!?!?
Arad nails it on the head when he says it wasn’t the comic. Ang Lee made it a broader movie? More like a Greek tragedy than a comic book movie?  What the hell was he thinking?!?!

Star Wars Makes an Appearance at the MTV Movie Awards
Very cool…

Holy Fromage!!! RATATOUILLE is in Glorious Quicktime HD!!!
This is the most beautiful trailer from Pixar since…since the next one.

The Weinstein Company’s Remake of THE SEVEN SAMURAI has a star and a screenwriter!
I agree…must we keep remaking everything? The only remake’s I agree with anymore are ones where you can benefit from new technology (mostly CGI) to make the author’s vision even more breathtaking.

Download of the Day: Ghostzilla – Lifehacker
Intriguing new browser that you can embed into other programs…not quite sure I’d use it, but it has potential.

AP Discount Tickets to “Joseph” – OCPAC.com – MiceChat
It’s a damn shame I’ve already got season tickets, because that’s awesome!

One-two-three… Rock beats scissors, your honor! – MiceChat
Didn’t anybody see Welcome to Mooseport? Politics is just like back on the school yard…it’s the only real way to settle anything.

Relativity Explains Reality, (Not) Free iPods and Cars’ Expectations (The Film, Stupid)

The Dilbert Blog: Relativity
Scott Adams proposes a theory by which human stupidity can finally be understood using…Einstein?

Penny Arcade! – Almost Startlingly Retro
Ping pong is fun…but not in economy class.

We created our own POTC – MiceChat
A nice harbor cruise can’t truly measure up, but it’s nice to pretend.

I finally understand Tomorrowland – MiceChat
An intriguing analysis regarding the cartoonization of Disneyland.

One-minute audio vacations – Lifehacker
A nifty little site that lets you get away from it all without moving…wait, is that a good thing?

How To Build A Touchless Lightswitch – Gizmodo
This makes a lot more sense than lights that turn off unless the sensor is active…very cool.

Apple’s Reason to Go Back to School: Free iPods – Gizmodo
Wait, explain this to me. If you buy a computer AND an iPod, you can get another iPod free? Why is that way too little for way too much from over here in PC-Land? (As I sit here listening to my iPod).

Jim Hill : Can “Cars” crash through the $75 – $80 million barrier?
Jim analyzes Cars’ expectations and what will happen in this economics based corporate culture. But then his commentators start ragging on him for looking at it from a realistic busines perspective rather than an ideal business perspective. Wait, what?

One-On-One With Cyclops, Adventures With The Claw and Upcoming Films

How to win a prize at the claw machine – Lifehacker
Tips and tricks.

CNN.com – Boy stuck in supermarket game – Jan. 8, 2004
He crawled into the claw machine…how messed up is that? He really wanted that one toy…

AICN-DOWNUNDER: Geoffrey Wright’s MACBETH, A POSEIDON Sinking, A STAR WARS Letdown, And More!!
Star Wars Laser Disc Rips…BOOO!!!! Bad Lucas, bad!

Jack Black scores Kate Winslet… Jude Law scores Cameron Diaz… in THE HOLIDAY!
This movie looks like a lot of fun…Nancy Myers has that rare gift in making a straight romantic comedy a little fun. True, Something’s Gotta Give was very quirky and a little strange, but What Women Want was phenomenal and I’m basically willing to give her another chance.

Merrick Says “Yippee Kai Yay!” To The DIE HARD 4.0 Script!!
Fox dredges the UNDERWORLD for their director on DIE HARD 4.0!
Come on now…Indy 4, Die Hard 4….must we make these quartets instead of trilogies?

Gwen Stacy & Spider-Man dangling from a Manhattan Line! Bugle Pics… kinda…
Cool photos from the set.

Samples From John Ottman’s SUPERMAN RETURNS Score Now On-line!!
Worth a listen…something to look forward to.

Box Office Mojo > Features > Close-Up: X-Men’s James Marsden
An absolutely fascinating one-on-one with Cyclops.

Jim Hill Gets Hostile (kind of), Minimalizing MS Windows As Art and Dilbert Calls For Sanity!

Jim Hill : Be sure and set your Tivo: Pixar 20th anniversary special air on ABC tomorrow night!
Don’t forget! This looks very cool.

Jim Hill : Why For: The Seas-and-desist edition
Jim Hill gets as angry as I’ve ever seen him get and vehemently defends Disney’s right to educate and entertain with the same characters in different attractions.

Download of the Day: AutoCopy Firefox extension – Lifehacker
When have you ever highlighted text in a web browser without reaching for CTRL+C? Save some time…

Google search widget released – Lifehacker
Add an internal search powered by Google to your website. For the few remaining sites who don’t use a database and implement their own search routines…

Download of the Day: Copy Link Text Firefox extension – Lifehacker
Now instead of just copying a link location, you can grab the entire HTML tag…brilliant!

Living with Windows – Lifehacker
A Linux lover gives tips on how to live with Windows.

The Dilbert Blog: Common Knowledge
Scott Adams thinks a general intelligence test before elections isn’t practical…alas.