Assassins

This was my first time seeing the show, but I was far from unfamiliar with the material…I’d been listening to the soundtrack for at least 8 years if not longer and absolutely love the show. This production was a well put-together performance that was wonderful to watch. The director decided to put the assassins in a hotel lobby/bar reminiscent of the Hollywood Hotel (of Twilight Zone fame), which makes the fairway references in the opening number a little vague, but none-the-less works really well as the entire cast is onstage all the time, watching the different vignettes occurring with various reactions. My favorite character before seeing the show was Guiteau (whom I now love twice as much thanks to the actor’s fantastic performance), but now my allegiance is divided between him and Sam Bicke, who is dressed in a Santa suit and has two fantastic 5-min monologues where he records tapes for famous people complaining or complimenting on their work. Of course, watching this, I couldn’t help thinking about the Sean Penn movie about Sam Bicke which has to be straight dramatics, because Sean Penn would not degrade himself enough to be in a Santa suit for an hour and a half and be insane…he’d have to make it be all weepy and dramatic and crap and that just doesn’t interest me.

But anyways, back to the cool stuff. Because I don’t want to be a bitch and spoil what I thought was an awesome twist, I’ll put it in spoiler tags.

Spoiler Alert! (place and hold your mouse over the bar to see)

The first person to come on-stage and sign the guest book of the hotel gets drafted to be the Balladeer, the primary narrator, but is later revealed to be Lee Harvey Oswald, which I thought was a fantastic twist.

Ok, now that I’ve got that awesomeness off my chest, there’s the tiny issue of John Wilkes Booth. The actor playing him looked very much the part, but he was huge! Also, he took the final scene with Lee Harvey Oswald rather slowly. Post mortem, the joke is that he was downloading his lines over a modem connection and everybody else was on DSL. Beyond that, he was trying very hard to act well, and while doing a very nice job, was just a little over the top for me. God what I would have given to see Victor Garber do this.

Also can’t talk about the production without crying about the orchestration. Don’t get me wrong they did a fantastic job for what they had…but it was synthesizer and drums! How I Saved Roosevelt was incredibly lacking (it’s a huge John Phillip Sousa march with horns and everything). I was practically depressed! Just kidding…but not too much.

German Cannibals, Priceless Timing and Film Soundtrack News

Who Is Composing Which Scores This Summer (And Beyond)?? The ScoreKeeper Knows!!
Sadness! Klas Bladelt isn’t doing the score to Pirates 2! I’d heard it before, but I couldn’t believe it. Why the hell would you switch composers in the middle of a trilogy? I’m a little worried, but maybe that’s because I’m not paying attention. And what was wrong with the Spiderman soundtracks? I thought they were fantastic. I must not be a rabid enough fan. Oh well.

Wade Sampson : Wednesday with Wade: More “Making Fun of the Mouse”
Intriguing historical information behind some of the more noticeable parodies from Jim Hill’s 3-part article last week.

Timing is Priceless!! – MiceChat
A very cute joke involving alcoholic businessmen.

Penny Arcade! – The Not So Dearly Departed
Practically a parody of when the Blues surrendering to the Reds in Season 2 of RedVsBlue. Hilarious!

YouTube – Pac Man: The Movie
“The trailer for the long-awaited film about the greatest hero who ever lived.” Indeed.

The Dilbert Blog: German Cannibal
Scott Adams takes the disgusting and bizarre in a much better direction…the dead man walking’s last meal…

M&M’s, Pirates and Pet Peeves

The Dilbert Blog: Scott’s Pet Peeves
Scott Adams and commentators reveal more anti-common sense.
“Did you ever find your keys? Yep. They were in the last place I looked. Well I sure hope so! ‘Terry d’you find your wallet yet?’ ‘Yeah, but I’m still looking for it. Just in case we’re in a parallel universe or something’” (Jeff Foxworthy).

Jeff Lange : Melts in your mouth, not in your … hook?
NASCAR promotes Disney via M&M? Groovy…

Smaller Cars, DARPA Challenge, and Chinese Mag Lev

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So wait…we’re going to solve traffic congestion by making everyone drive smaller cars? Why do I get the horrible feeling that this not only isn’t going to work (smaller cars doesn’t mean smarter people) but that this would never take off in America? Oh yeah, because Americans are too fat to fit in these things!

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Scientists make water run uphill

It’s M.C. Escher all over again!

iTWire – Mac, welcome to the virus zone

Ha ha. They can’t have it both ways…

Net could incite self-destruction : HindustanTimes.com

Great, another half-assed study trying to blame the web for faulty parental training.

Cyprus women break world bra chain record

I don’t know what frighten’s me more: that there was a bra chain record or that someone aspired to break it…how monumentally unimportant is your life that you have to break the bra chain record to get attention? I guess it’s no more worse than a blog like mine. ;)

Newsvine – China Tests New Levitation Train

The future is chugging right along towards us! Whee!

Newsvine – Scientists Vote to Track Down Jaguar

Having read Michael Crichton’s State of Fear, I don’t know whether to feel pleased or ambivalent…can human activity ever manage to preserve nature? We change one thing to protect one aspect, and affect numerous other things and aspects, most times to extinction.

» Screw YouTube » InsideGoogle » part of the Blog News Channel

One man’s harrowing and unsuccessful battle with the YouTube administration heralds the dawning of a new era…mostly he was just one of the ones chosen when YouTube started to make the point about no copyrighted material unless you own the copyright.

Snarkmarket: Grand Theft Auto-matic

Hooray! Self-driving cars get a day on the town! Hopefully, this challenge will be the one to really push this technology into the consumer market.

Metadata as a filing system on Windows – Lifehacker

A handy alternative to Google Desktop: actually using Windows? I know it sounds unbelieveable, but it just might work…