Memorial Day Trifecta

So I should have spent Memorial Day Weekend cleaning the house with my family and hanging out at Disneyland on Monday, but due to emotional troubles, I ended up seeing X-Men 3, The Da Vinci Code and reading all 500 pages of L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy.

X-Men 3 was very exciting. I loved that they used Wolverine’s speed-ball technique (Colossus picks Wolverine up and hurls him at the enemy), especially since the first incidence is inside the danger room and he targets a sentinel. I guess they got tired of overtly throwing in bits for comic lovers. Of course Stan Lee makes another homage in the first part of the movie (man with garden hose that Jean Grey manipulates with her dormant telekinesis). They finally show Iceman (Shawn Ashmore, who played Jake in the Animorphs TV show) completely covered in ice, but what most frustrates me is their choice of love triangle (Iceman, Rogue, Shadowcat). But I guess they didn’t have a choice what with all the deaths. Kitty Pryde loves Colossus, damn it! Oh well I guess we’ll never see the Legacy Virus story. Add that to the ever-growing list of things we’ll never see…and of course, Rogue was never from the South so we probably won’t ever see Gambit, but I can still dream. Also appreciate the kind of homage/story idea from Joss Whedon’s recent comic book run on the new series Astonishing X-Men where they cured the mutant x-gene. But be sure to say past the end of the credits…there’s a wonderful 15 second scene alluding to X-4, although I can’t imagine where they’ll go next. Maybe Genosha? Well obviously they’ll keep playing up the mutant-human relations angle, but how much worse can it get? They destroyed the freaking Golden Gate Bridge? Where do you go from there? And I can’t finish this without mentioning Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut. Absolutely fantastic job.

The Da Vinci Code was lots of fun. It really felt like the treasure hunt that the book was before it questioned my faith. But looking back, the treasure hunt seemed quite tame compared to National Treasure. Oh didn’t you notice? Both movies are about the Templar Knights. Both movies are a hunt for the treasure discovered under the Temple in Jerusalem that raised the templar’s to god-like status.

L.A. Confidential is a fascinating novel. The great part about the book is that it feels like a grander version of the movie. I grabbed the movie and watched bits and pieces as I moved through the book, but the best thing I found was a feature on the making of the film where James Ellroy praises Curtis Hanson’s adaptation by saying that they took the characters and cut the plot to a manageable size. They kept certain parts intact (Bloody Christmas, Nite Owl Massacre, Exeley’s interrogation) but Ellroy’s original is just so much more epic and entertaining to read. I can’t wait to pick up some more of his books…he’s a great film noir writer.

Ghost Rider In The Sky, Dominos Start Falling and What Your Birthdate REALLY Represents

Emilio Estevez’s Robert Kennedy flick, BOBBY, gets a review!!!
<strokes invisible goatee>…interesting…

Social networking meets AIM – Lifehacker
Hey! AIM is trying to kill myspace! create a page so you show up in my buddy list! http://www.aimpages.com/jaclheckman/profile.html

Fun facts about your birthday – Lifehacker
I was conceived on a Monday, the moon was waxing gibbous when I was born and my birth tree is the apple tree. Absolutely fascinating.

The Dilbert Blog: How to Think Like an Economist
Economics makes my head spin…

YouTube – Oblivion Domino Day
Hooray for incredible machines! Also worth checking out is the Half-Life 2 Mouse Trap [via Waxy.org: Links].

Apple – Trailers – Ghost Rider
AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!! I’m not a Marvel freak, but this looks freaking awesome!

E3 2006 Roundtable: Wii Smash Pinatas | The New Gamer
A review of the console highlights from this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo in L.A.

It’s A Walt World After All and How To Build Your Own Camera

The downloadable camera – Lifehacker
Very cool…print out some paper, fold it together and start taking pictures!

Find free wifi with your phone – Lifehacker
Handy for piggybacking wireless, wouldn’t you say?

Snarkmarket: links for 2006-05-21
User-remixes of the A Scanner Darkly trailers…very groovy stuff.

Snarkmarket: Big Organic
Immured…

Walt Disney visited Disneyland Resort last week. – MiceChat
Comedy meets fantasy with a touch of sarcasm…fun stuff.

Great Moments with Walt Disney – MiceChat
I’ve thought about this too…but I have to agree with the dissenting opinion.

Baltimore PD Screws Up, Disney Film Schedule Edited and Jim Hill Waxes Memory Lane

Jim Hill : Why For Returns
Another thrilling trip through the Disney Hall of “What Might Have Been”…

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian moved to December 2008 – MiceChat

Studio Ghibli charecters in the parks? – MiceChat
I love their work, but agree with a later poster that it would only work in a Japanese Pavillion at EPCOT.

Did Dumbo ears ever flap?! – MiceChat
“I guess if you can accept that a fiberglass elephant can fly, you will also accept the fact that its ears are not flapping.”

This is one crazy news story – MiceChat
“Couple arrested for asking directions”…ouch. Sounds absolutely ridiculous!

OK Guys, get ready to grab your groin…. – MiceChat
It’s Lorena Bobbit time!!!! Ouch!

More Disney Shorts, More Star Wars Releases and Film Comparisons/Delays

Jim Hill : Wouldn’t it be cool if …
…the Walt Disney Feature Animation division went back into the business of animated shorts? MORE RUNAWAY BRAIN! Hooray!

Yikes… more OT STAR WARS DVD details have been released and Quint goes on a little rant…
So the original un-messed with trilogy, eh? Han will shoot first again! But is it worth it? I already own 4 copies of the films (VHS recorded from TV, VHS remastered black case, VHS digital special edition gold case, DVD digital special edition silver case)…do I really need a 5th and then a 6th (HD, Blu-ray, whoever wins).

Capone grills Andy Garcia on THE LOST CITY, Cuba, OCEAN’S 13 and mucho mas!!!
Yay for Andy Garcia. He’s a good actor in many ways. I guess I will see Ocean’s 13…I just hope there’s a better story than 12.

UPDATED: Narnia’s PRINCE CASPIAN leaps to Summer 2008!
At least it’s still being made!

X3 Expands Berry’s Storm
Why does she always have to be about women’s lib? Or at least, that’s how I keep thining of it and i have to have SOMEBODY to blame for Catwoman’s lib stand.

Box Office Mojo > Features > Poseidon Then and Now
A cool chart comparing the two features.

Jim Hill : “My character is the only thing in this whole movie that stinks”
Over the Hedge’s Wanda Sykes talks about her plans for the future. I’m still scared…I hope it’s good.

Roger Colton : Ruminations: “Cars” tunes
Because it’s Pixar, I might preorder the CD…and it’s the first time I’ve seen a digital download with e-booklet included.

Getting What You Paid For, Studying Traffic and Old School Music Pirates Rejoice

OmniNerd – Articles: Beating Traffic
An attempt to analyze traffic from a statistical point of view….can you generate statistics based on stupidity? Because that’s what it really boils down to. Waxing philosophic on the subject, I keep thinking of the first Men in Black movie.
Jay:
Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.

Kay:
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
This sums up the major flaw inherent with traffic. People have to make merges and they don’t know how to (apparently).

Bone: Out from Boneville & the Shot/Reverse Shot | The New Gamer
I was interested in this game when I first heard about it, but I was supremely disappointed by the demo…much as I was disappointed with the Boondocks animated series…the voices didn’t feel right to me. But also I got to this one part where I had no idea what I was supposed to do and just got frustrated and gave up. Interesting analysis though.

The Dilbert Blog: Wedding Favors
Scott Adams tries to understand wedding favors, which are apparently like the little gift bags you used to give out at your birthday party.

Are we really getting what we pay for with our AP??? – MiceChat
An interesting discussion on the fees we all love to pay.

Free calls to any phone with SkypeOut – Lifehacker
Groovy?

Skypecasts: Converse with new people across the globe – Lifehacker
Groovier?

Pirate a record – Lifehacker
Grooviest.

Jim Hill : “You always have to be sure & take those meetings”
The story of Bonnie Arnold, producer of Toy Story, Tarzan and Over the Hedge….stolen from the Mouse House by none other than that dastardly demon, Jeffrey Katzenberg. Has he no morals? Just kidding….

Haunted Mansion Changes Documented, Disney’s Successes and Future Mishaps and Sequels, Sequels Everywhere

FANTASTIC FOUR 2 is coming sooner than you think..consider this fair warning!
I liked the first one. Good to know they’re hard at work.

Singer soars from LOGAN’S RUN remake for rest, relaxation and possibly SUPERMAN RETURNS AGAIN!
Fox has really high hopes for Superman Returns. I hope it pays off for them…it looks like tons of fun.

Remember that Russian Elementary school held by Chechen Rebels? Now it’s a movie! THE SCHOOL.
Was this the event that happened recently? Where the roof caved in?

Grammer Made Up For X-Men
Once again, the world is obsessed with Frasier as Hank McCoy. I think he’ll do a great job.

Jim Hill : MouseWatch: The Battle of Midway (Madness)
John Lasseter is trying to spend more time and money on Disneyland…but will he succeed?

Re-Imagineering: Attention Must Be Paid
“What’s that mean?
It’s from a play. A play about a salesman very much like you, Lee. Proud. Independent. A decent man who tries and tries but never gets a break. Until finally he does something dumb. When things go really sour, when he realizes that his whole life has been a failure built on lies, he kills himself. And when he’s dead, his wife stands at his grave and says ‘Attention must be paid!’ She has to beg the world to pay attention to this poor misguided nobody. I tell you something Lee. I’m an actor…and I’m a good one. But Willy Loman is a part that I could never play” (Assassins).
Now I get what they’re saying here, and I applaud Imagineering for the job well done, but is there a certain irony in the title choice?

DaddyB’s May 16th DOYD Photo Update
Some absolutely gorgeous photos: lots of flowers and the changes to the Haunted Mansion!

The Future of Future World and Privacy-Violating Shutterbugs

Jim Hill : Could the Dreamfinder soon be returning to Epcot’s “Journey into Imagination” attraction?
Pixar’s transformation of the Disney company begins…

Privacy and photographing strangers – Lifehacker
Something you never really think about when you’re shutterbugging at your favorite theme park…whether your subsequent blog posting violates people’s privacy.

Poseidon

This film was a really solid, really well put-together disaster flick, and it was nice to see one that doesn’t bang you over the head with junk science (d’you hear about Al Gore? He’s traveling the country scaring the $h!t out of people with global warming “facts”. He’s even making a documentary/movie based on it called “An Unfortunate Truth”. I think it’s unfortunate that we have to watch. It’s just so sad that nobody will take him serially. Excelsior! I think it’s because he has no friends. I love South Park.) like Day After Tomorrow. That was a great disaster flick in and of itself, but Roland Emmerich just had to go the liberal route and criticize humanity. Curses! Anyways!

The premise is that a “rogue wave” comes across and capsizes an ocean liner the size of the Titanic and a small group of people band together to try and find a way out. Of course they do, but there’s all these dramatics along the way that are really fun to watch. I won’t comment on the acting because films of this nature aren’t about acting they are about spectacle and this film delivers. I don’t know if it was referencing this movie, but there’s this concept of not just remaking a film, but remaking a film in order to utilize new technology… in essence re-translating the original source material in order to do what was never before possible, and I think this movie did a very nice job…of course I shouldn’t say that without looking at the source material, but sue me.

The only big controversy that I walked out of the film with is what does it mean for an adult male to wear an earring in his left ear…especially when it’s a big diamond one. I always thought the left ear meant gay, but my father disagrees with me. What is Hollywood doing, setting a trend or following older trends? I don’t know anymore. Oh, and the other big controversy is about the very end of the movie with the bow propellers. To create suction or powerful blowing force, the propellers would have to be turning in opposite directions, which would prevent them from doing anything useful for the ship. So why have that option? Oh well.

The last thing on my mind is Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas. If I didn’t know better, I’d say she was using the movie as a vehicle to breakaway from the Black Eyed Peas. But hey, this is me spouting random curiosities at this point…I never know what’s going on. This movie is definitely worth checking out at least once.