When I was just a wee-wee tot

Mom took me off my wee-wee cot

And put me on my wee-wee pot

To see if I could wee or not

    CHORUS

    Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee

    Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee

And when she saw that I could not

Mom took me off my wee-wee pot

And put me on my wee-wee cot

And then I gave it all I got

    CHORUS

    Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee

    Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee